Friday, April 17, 2009

More Of That Wacky Scottish Singer For Y'All



A ten-year-old recording of barnacle-faced Susan Boyle performing "Cry Me a River." Will this give Simon Cowell a hard-on too?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Crabbie...until you put a picture up of yourself, the real you, no imitations....you are not allowed to reference the looks of others.

Anonymous said...

My god her voice is like liquid velvet.

Marina said...

Wow! She IS great...So beautiful

Anonymous said...

i love you 5:33

Anonymous said...

Beautiful.
Perfection.

Anonymous said...

She may have a nice voice but she's certainly lacking in the eyebrow and upper lip wax dept.

Anonymous said...

Ya thats why it's such a surprize when you put the face with the voice, it just doesn't seem to fit. Don't get me wrong i'm not knocking the woman, but she looks 10 - 15 years older then she is, but from what i've been reading about her she's had a difficult life and unfortunatly it shows. There is hope though because all this is surface stuff and can be improved apon, i'd love to see her presenting herself as lovely as her beautiful voice is.

Anonymous said...

I gotta say, it may well give him a boner. She sounds VERY sexy! Gawd, how did that fucking happen??? She's amazing and just kept it to herself? She coulda been laid decades ago!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Love it.

Anonymous said...

Her voice reminds me of Linda Ronstadt.

I think this woman is terrific and I hope she makes an ass-load of money and has a long career. She beats a thousand Fantasias.

Anonymous said...

even on her best day Fantasia's voice is nothing compaired to Boyle's.

LOL@8:18 did you see Simon's expression halfway through her audition, he was bliss'in.

Anonymous said...

Yes!!! I watched the video dozens of times and I swear he creamed his pants. He & Piers both fell in love with her voice that night. It was great to see. Simon never actually likes anyone. Now, everyone will have to compete with Susans legacy on all his talent shows. No one else is going to match up ever, in Britain or the US.

Anonymous said...

I think we're just all completely brainwashed into thinking talented people must look like Whitney Houston (early) or Taylor Swift. Her voice is about the most amazing thing I've ever heard. So Gratifying to see those judges at first all cynical and then shitting bricks.

Anonymous said...

Taylor Swift isnt cute either, she has those slanty down syndrome-ish eyes and her songs are about as obnoxious as Miley's.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, this woman's voice is pure magic.

Anonymous said...

I demand that Susan Boyle put out a CD immediately!!!

Bill said...

12:18 put your pic out there if your going to make asshole comments like that. You are a fucking douche.

Anonymous said...

Susan is great..........Put out the CD and make a load of bucks...she deserves it........I sorta feel sorry for the others in the competition (which actually starts the end of May---that was just an audition to get IN the competition)..she is the hands down favorite and is pre-judged.....but, would love to see Susan make it big, and not go overboard and become a fake makeover person.