Thursday, April 16, 2009

Pete Wentz's releases photo of the nursery


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson paid some "artist" to do this to their kid's walls. Give me a break, if you can't paint this shit yourself, then have your kid do it. Liss is 4 and does a pretty good Scooby Doo. "Art" gag, aside...I do not know why people think kids want to look at confused crap all over. Kids want YOUR stuff, that's all they want. So why not paint pics of all the shit you don't want them to touch on their wall, because YOUR SHIT is what they dream of. It's all they dream of. I don't know any kid who's into Poo. Not one. Only their parents.

36 comments:

Unknown said...

Going back to the tattoo subject, I know a chick or two who have the pooh tattoed on their bellies. Lame and cheesy! Yes only the parents seem to looove the cheesy pooh and other disney shit. The kids don't give a fuck, they will destroy it anyway!!!I have yet to find a kid who's into that (except for girls and the princess fad).

konspiracytheory said...

You are absolutely right - I've never met a kid who is into WtheP, and those walls are way too busy for a baby to have to put up with. Tacky is as tacky does...hey, didn't Kate Gosselin used to have a WtheP tattoo on her ankle?

Dirty Disher said...

Kate Gosselin has Poo on her ankle. What's that tell you? Lissa's mom insists she loves Poo and buys her Poo clothes, toys, bags, etc. Liss thinks Poo is boring and couldn't give a fuck about Poo, but, her mom is SILL buying it. She's into Cars and Monster House. Lis says I'm the only one who buys her the right stuff. If that's true, it's because I listen to her and she has never talked about Poo.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, Casey Anthony was so into Poo, wasn't she?

Anonymous said...

Creepy Pooh.
Sprite

Anonymous said...

Can't you buy that shit as some stick-up wallpaper at Target or something? Those two are about as cutting edge and original as overbearing stage mothers.

Dirty Disher said...

I thought that too, 3:08:00. Stick up shit murals are sold everywhere now for 20 bucks.

Anonymous said...

Disney should sue the shit of of Pete Wentz for hiring a bootleg artist to render the images/intellectual property of Disny on their walls. I'm serious, I'm sending an e-mail to Disney. I'll put an end to the Wentz family party right now.

Eric in San Diego said...

It's this kind of forced "cutesy" bullshit that is strictly for the parents to show off to their friends and sycophants, in this case. No child that I'm aware of wants that room! The blackboard is the only idea that really works, since kids are gonna paint, scribble, color, draw, deface, peel, and otherwise destroy the walls anyway! If Kate Gosselin is into Pooh, then I will work tirelessly to get Pooh banned from this planet!

Dirty Disher said...

LOL @ "kids are gonna paint, scribble, color, draw, deface, peel, and otherwise destroy.." Oh yeah. Do you have kids? Sounds like you do.

Eric in San Diego said...

Hey DD!

I have one son...he's in the US Air Force now...but I remember it well! That boy and his pals could wreck a room in about 30 seconds flat! Giving them the challenge of that Pooh room would have resulted in me having to replace drywall! HA!

Anonymous said...

Whats the big deal??? my son, who is now 25 LOOOVED Pooh. Still has his old stuffed Pooh somewhere in his old closet. Now he is a musician & produces his own music. I don't know about nowdays, but back in the 80's I think it was a very popular icon. The Disney Channel used to have a very cool live action show called Pooh Corner. It was great! That was when I used to pay for the Disney Channel. Disney has many icons, that we all love & grew up with. I personally like this room, I wouldn't pick it, but I like it.

Mona said...

Those doors are going to be a bitch when the kid gets old enough to walk. My nephew has been able to open doors like that since he was 14 months- you just pull the handle down. Bit of a stupid room for babies, really. Those huge windows must be awful to try and cover up at naptime and in the morning.

Anonymous said...

I betcha that painting that Tigger is working on has a chalkboard surface for their kid to draw on when it's older. I always wanted a chalkboard wall for my kids. Just paint it on a wall. But I never got around to it :(

Anonymous said...

LMAO! It seems like every time I turn my back Alex runs straight into my (our) room, opens "my" drawer and comes out with MY "toys"! I hate that he can open doors now! Just waiting until he comes out with my 12 inch black vibrating dong when company is over..and proceeds to try to write on the wall with it.

Unknown said...

Ah! The joy of being childfree and not have to worry about black dong public display by the toddler! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the room looks cute. Whether the baby will end up liking pooh or not, he'll like the bright colors ... plus it could always be painted over later :)

Anonymous said...

MaMaNeedsabear...so you actually posted the sex toy thing & not only that...your families pictures along with it? niiice!! At least you are brave enough to actually get yourself a 'toy"!! I am afraid of dying & having my grown kids find them when they are sorting out my shit.LOL. A friend of mine moved to Alaska and shipped hers ahead in a box to a guy friends house. She didn't wanna have to declare them at the Canadian border. Those damn things are a problem, eh? LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know. All my kids when they were very little had WTP bears and I read the book to them. Didn't have them on the walls, but I do know moms who had blankets like that.

Yeah, I think the Greedy Gosselin Grinner does have or did have a WTP tattoo. Ain't she something else? Step on out to your new double-wide (no offense to others, just to her) and give us some of those new fake teeth.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Anon 4:55! First of all, I need a BEER not a BEAR! Ever heard if Mom ain't happy nobody's happy? Besides, it's a foolproof method for stopping at two kids! lol I don't care who knows I have a toy. How is that embarrassing?? (and it's not really a 12 inch black dong) It's just sex; not anything to be ashamed of. Get yourself one! You'll wonder how you ever lived without it! Besides, I'm sure I've said much more embarrassing things while drinking beer! :)

Anonymous said...

Mama needs a beer- that was a hilarious comment about your dong!! Made me laugh out loud. heh.

Anonymous said...

When I was a kid I hated Winnie the Pooh. I hated his stupid friends too. The only interesting character was Rabbit because he had a bad attitude.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO at the dong and kid story.

Anonymous said...

I hate tacky kid shit like that, bah.

Anonymous said...

I'd shit if one of my kids got in my nightstand drawer and got my "rabbit" vibrator out LOL

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I saw that I typed "bear" instead of beer. But thats what I thot it said! It's too funny. Who gives a shit? Go get it on with your big black dong dick and wail out loud! HaHa! Does your husband watch? He cannot watch that w/o wanting to join you! 'Cuz you said it's a sure fire way to stop getting pregnant. Never heard of birth control? Just wondering. I think you are a hoot. And glad you know when to stop having babies. Lately, too many women just don't know when to stop, ever! I stopped at 2 myself. But it's a personal decision. You may change your mind one day. You are new here and I am looking fwd to your comments. I like you, you are a Samantha!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey again, anon 9:47! I HAVE heard of birth control as a matter of fact! Just not in time to prevent Baby #2. I call her my happy hour baby. She and her brother are 11 months apart! There will DEFINITELY be no more babies here. www.essure.com I highly recommend it! Oh, and even when hubby DOES watch, I'm done and not in the mood anymore! Tough shit, honey!

So why are you anonymous if you comment so much??

Unknown said...

LOL @ Mama Needs A Beer!!

That's awesome, you're done it means DONE! HAHAHAHAHAHA

ronnie said...

I think it looks great and I wonder if they used blackboard paint for the easel so that their kid can scribble and draw on it.

Anonymous said...

That person is anonymous because their a little bitch thats afraid to post their "real" name because if they did, then they couldnt spat bullshit everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Pooh isn't Disney. Disney is the pimp for some great stories written by old English authors. Pimps never have an original idea.

Dirty Disher said...

The blackbaords are real here. Great idea, but, they're pretty high up. He's only 4 months old.

Dirty Disher said...

Anyone ever used that blackboard paint? It's cood stuff. You can paint a blackboard anywhere you want one.

Anonymous said...

Hey mama!!! Being anon is just easier. I don't care who comments on here & neither should anyone else. Knowing a name means zero on here. It matters not. Your real name isn't Mama Needs a Beer is it? I didn't think so. So, just call me Mama Already Had A Beer. How's that? Ok..

I totally agree said...

I like the idea of a poster myself. That way Disney gets their cut, it's not permanant, it's cheaper, and most importantly when the kids likes something else it's easy to take down and replace.

I think people do that more for themselves and for bragging rights with other parents.

It's like see, I just spend 5,000 dollars on my kid's room.

I totally agree said...

I like the idea of a poster myself. That way Disney gets their cut, it's not permanant, it's cheaper, and most importantly when the kids likes something else it's easy to take down and replace.

I think people do that more for themselves and for bragging rights with other parents.

It's like see, I just spend 5,000 dollars on my kid's room.