Tuesday, April 21, 2009

~Raises eyebrow~

That is the worst boob job I have ever seen. It's worse than Tori Spelling's, worse than Tara Reid's. But, if figures that Kelly would pay good money for that. She's an idiot and a lunatic. Do you get the feeling there isn't much real about the Real Housewives? I have nothing against buying tits, but, buy some that are in the same GD state. I think she's smuggling E.T. in the middle.

23 comments:

Blaz-A-Blah said...

Hello? hello? hello? There's an echo, for Cripes sake.

There is so much wrong with that acre of skin I don't know where to start.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit!! They're so nasty...when the right tit wants to call the left tit, it's long-distance.

Anonymous said...

Another reason why getting a boob job is not for me.

Anonymous said...

omg!!! lol

with3love

ihateeveryone said...

she must be damn proud of them the ways she's showing them off. And who's the freak standing on her left?

Anonymous said...

photoshop

Anonymous said...

she is such a douche.

Elizabeth said...

oh, that is scary...

Anonymous said...

Bitch may be "up there" but her tits are going to be WAY "down there" before she can blink an eye. She is an idiot and I have no tolorence for idiots.

Anonymous said...

Breast implants have to actually be centred behind the nipple..so her breasts must naturally be placed VERY far apart and the boob job has only accentuated it.. she actually looks like she has a chest deformity.

Anonymous said...

Wow, those headlights are now sideways directionals...When she lays own she must feel like she has tumors in her pits...All that money..Sooooo fucked up!

Anonymous said...

You could drive a mack truck between them things! Wow...

Anonymous said...

Can that be for real and not photo shopped?

Anonymous said...

don't think it's photoshop. on the show she was modeling a bathing suit and they looked like that. she's so tranny-ish .(kate gosselin reference)haha

Anonymous said...

OMG, those have not been photoshopped in? The worst, you are right, the absolute worst pair I've seen outside the freakish disasters they show on Discovery with plastic surgery nightmares. As someone who has real breasts, I can say they don't grow from underneath each arm.

Dirty Disher said...

Not photoshopped.

Ome Omy said...

If she ever falls overboard, at least she won't drown!

Eric in San Diego said...

She should sue the CRAP out of whoever sold her that Edsel front end! But, in her shallow and vapid world, she probably thinks she looks GREAT!! Hence, the revealing dresses and swimsuits. It looks like someone inserted a pair of softballs under her skin, separated by a drainage ditch!

Anonymous said...

hmmm some of you need to read the other comments before you post..
Eric what would she be suing for exactly?
Nipples cannot be moved. Implants have to be centred behind each nipple, so all she's ended up with is a larger version of what she already had ie very far apart breasts. The surgeon probably shouldnt of done it knowing that it would look so bad BUT the actual result is not his fault.

Anonymous said...

That is the single most frightening thing I've ever seen posted on here OMG

Anonymous said...

Defintely cannot do the boob fuck with those things.

Unknown said...

I think one is trying to fun from the other...

Anonymous said...

Please. Someone. Anyone. Tell me she knows how AWFUL she looks. She's the one that went off on that one girl in the bar & now she needs to completely focus on getting those nasty things fixed. For Heavens sake at least tape them together or something.