Thursday, April 2, 2009

The real Brit vs the photoshopped Candies ad


She could probably drop that last 10 pounds in a heartbeat if Daddy would unlock to door to her cage once in awhile. Britney's so desperate for peen she's flirting with her gay backup dancers and eyeing that moldy salami she got for Christmas. "Hey, big boy, you in the back of the fridge, yeah..let's talk."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

By the looks of her she's doing the moldy salami then eating it!! Chick needs some serious gym time!

ATLgirl said...

WHOA! Is that a current pic from her tour or an old pic? I thought she had gotten back in shape. That is a horrible pic!!!

Dirty Disher said...

She's still got a roll, she sucks it in when she's standing up..can't hide it sitting down though.

Anonymous said...

Wow. With all the money, etc. at her disposal, you would think she could take care of that.

Anonymous said...

Gives all of us 'normal' girls out there hope that even a 25 yr old tummy looks like shit after having a baby.

TY Brit. Now I am going back to finish my moldy salami.

Eric in San Diego said...

Moldy salami?? What's Adnan doing in there? RESTRAINING ORDER!!

BritBrit will never again have the taut body from early in her career. For one thing, she's not really dedicated enough to do the work necessary. For another, she's always battled the demon of most Southern girls...CANKLES! That belly is from two kids, too fast. I've never rated her very highly anyway, being from SoCal, but at least she's back out there trying. I gotta give her some props for that!

Dirty Disher said...

She's got THAT face though. So pretty when she's cleaned up.

Anonymous said...

What a difference! I also thought she'd gotten into super shape. Could it possibly be just a bad angle? No, I'm afraid she's got what we all have -- sorry about that, Brit.

Anonymous said...

Brit has dancer legs, thick and muscular, those pics are ridiculously photoshopped, her legs probably havent been that thin since she was 12 yrs old.