Sunday, April 12, 2009

Real Housewife of NYC has an epi-phoney

Kelly Bensimon talks about her fued with Bethenny Frankel (In Harpers) "That episode is a great episode because it shows how we both lost.....You know, she fought with me, I fought with her. Therefore, we lost, neither of us won."
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In your warped reasoning, Kelly. What the rest of us saw was Bethenny kicking the living shit out of your confused orange fake ass without even raising her voice. And then we saw you turn right around and lie to Bethenny's friends about what happened. Do the words "on film" mean anything to you? Truth and reason shall set you free..you pathetic botoxed dim whore.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

ohhh what happened? I am so behind on the eps.

Anonymous said...

This Kelly bitch is over the top stupid. She has zero class. If the Countess had any maybe it would rub off on Kelly but can't get water from a rock.

I wondered the same thing about her lies. I mean did she forget that a camera RECORDS things as it happens? When you're on tape you should make sure your subsequent story at least comes reasonably close to what really happened.

I wonder if these women watch this stuff and think "OMG...am I really like that???"

Another attention whore is that new creep Mario - Ramona's husband in the midst of his mid life issues. Someone put the spotlight on him and he was all like Norma Deasmond ready for his close-up.

They need to do Real Housewife's of Compton or Cook County...now that shit would be funny and someone would be getting cut.

Anonymous said...

That's what I saw, Bethenny responding to this almost incoherent and babbling orange woman in a calm and adult manner.

Kelly doesn't belong on this show. She thinks she is way above Bethenny...in what universe?

Oh, yeah, HATE Mario, that sleeze. Why spotlight him? Same with the gay husband, Simon?

Dirty Disher said...

Didn't you like the way Kelly waited for Bethenny afterwards and waylaid her again? Screaming crap in the bar doorway. Bethenny was like "yeah, thanks, go meet your imaginary boy friend now." Fucking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Kelly seems to be a *very* anxious person. I bet she has to take meds to keep it in the road and maybe takes too many sometimes. She definitely comes off as frantic and incoherent at times.

Anonymous said...

I saw this epi and Kelly came off looking like a moron. Betheny totally looked like the bigger person (figuratively, not literally).

Love Betheny. If I were a delusional, reality-impaired, self-absorbed, tactless, talentless, over-funded New York housewife, I'd totally want to be her friend.

Dirty Disher said...

Me too. At least she can cook and make you laugh. Come to think of it, that's my only friend requirement.

Anonymous said...

I BEG YOUR PARDON! SHE WAS A ***MODEL*** AT ONE TIME! SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT!!!!!!!!!1

Eric in San Diego said...

Oh yeah, Anon 11:52!! I was ROLLING!! Real Housewives of Cabrini Green! Want some drama? Want some memorable scenes? Real Housewives of South Central, baby! There would be knife wounds or gunplay every week! CAN'T MISS TV!!

These broads, and the ones from OC, are just the most bizarre collection of users and losers ever filmed. At least the Atlanta housewives were FUNNY!! Shitty women, shitty kids, shitty relationships...just plain shitty people.

Anonymous said...

I hear they are doing a Real Housewives of New Jersey...no, seriously they advertised it on TV. Now that is gonna be quite a show...I'm just sayin'.

Eric in San Diego said...

Yo...SHUT UP IN THERE!! Da Real Housewives of Trenton is on, ya bastid! One more woid an' I'll beat ya ass wit dis pan, ya Guinea wop!