Wednesday, April 8, 2009

She's never had one original idea in her life

ParAsshole, you are NOT Lady GaGa, not even close. You have to be the stupidest girl in Hollywood. Standing on tables, in clubs, with no underwear, lip syncing to Stars Are Blind is not a fucking tour.
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Now she has to have a new BFF show because Brittany Flickinger was only using her for publicity. Well, why the fuck else whould anyone be friends with her?? Being this dumb should be illegal.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's staggering dangerously close to "Baby Jane" territory. She needs to grow up and quit being such a media whore -- maybe do an actual, *meaningful* day's work, or several. What can be dismissed as silly, childish behavior when someone's 20ish is often downright pathetic 10 years down the line.

Can anyone tell me what valuable service she has contributed to society? Ever? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

Really, you hold a reality show contest to find a friend and you are shocked when that person doesn't really want to be your friend they just want to be famous because they were on a reality show!

Dumber than a sack of hammers, I tell you!

Dirty Disher said...

"She's staggering dangerously close to "Baby Jane" territory."

Yes, good comment. She's almost frightening looking these days. And the older she gets, the weirder she dresses.

Anonymous said...

Lady GaGa was not the first person to wear a hair bow either. They've been seen on the couture runways since the beginning of time.

Anonymous said...

She is the symbol for me, along with the Gosselins and KC Anthony, of what is wrong with this country, that these are people we choose to admire and even emulate. I hear KCA is having hundreds of dollars sent to her jail account by people all over the country for snacks. What the hell are they thinking? And the sheeple following the orange-aid covered Gosselin greed. What has ever been the appeal of Paris?

Eric in San Diego said...

Speaking strictly for myself, I've always been attracted to long-legged horny girls with HUGE bank accounts! Seems to have worked for Paris for quite some time now. We are force-fed these "celebrities" by television, People magazine, and TMZ then, in a brief moment of clarity, we find ourselves asking "Who the fuck is that and why on EARTH do I care?" I hate those moments...NURSE!! Where's my SOMA??

Anonymous said...

I love Paris! I want to be her new BFF! She's so hot an you are a bitch!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yo, Lamer, I'm so sure Paris learned about fashion history in fashion school. She's copying GaGa. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Hate to tell ya, but the fake hair bow has been around for ages. That asshole Lady Gaga didnt have shit to do with it.