"Hey there giant emotionless lady who claims to be my mom. Do you think we could give this whole dragging me around for the cameras thing a rest? I'm tired. And look at the fucking shoes you make me wear. And this dress. What the hell, am I in the Sea Org already? I'm, what, not even three? I mean, I realize my daddy is Tom Cruise - allegedly - but don't you think fast-tracking a toddler that way looks a tad, I don't know, silly? And by the way...where the fuck do you get those glasses? I spend every waking minute with you and I swear I've never seen you buy a pair. Do you shit eggs into a pile of straw and a couple months later they hatch sunglasses? You know, you really aren't fooling anyone."
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
She's On To You Katie
"Hey there giant emotionless lady who claims to be my mom. Do you think we could give this whole dragging me around for the cameras thing a rest? I'm tired. And look at the fucking shoes you make me wear. And this dress. What the hell, am I in the Sea Org already? I'm, what, not even three? I mean, I realize my daddy is Tom Cruise - allegedly - but don't you think fast-tracking a toddler that way looks a tad, I don't know, silly? And by the way...where the fuck do you get those glasses? I spend every waking minute with you and I swear I've never seen you buy a pair. Do you shit eggs into a pile of straw and a couple months later they hatch sunglasses? You know, you really aren't fooling anyone."
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Suri's look of disgust & annoyance is priceless! Look at the chic in the background gettin off on taking cellphone pics of them. Katie has weird legs, she is so tall and lanky, you would think her legs would be skinnier, they kinda dont belong on her body.
Her expressions are so true!
Kate Holmes-Cruise-Xenu should learn a thing or two.
Yes, the sinos at least in Clearwater have taken to wearing semi-naval personnel outfits. I have seen those. When they first arrived, their outfits were sorta nazi-like to me. Some have braids on the shoulders and the whole 9 yards. You can spot them a mile away. So if this picture was taken there in FL, I would not be surprised if they throught Suri would be cute wearing a little sailor/xenu/powder-head outfit.
Every day when I see the *daily* pictures of Katie toting Suri, I think the same thought: "Poor baby."
Katie's only real friend. Posh doesn't count, she takes batteries.
Suri is too adorable. Cutest celeb-kid by far .. too bad her parents like to pimp her out so much :/
Lovely family.....wow poor crabbie these photos are so old from Cruise Valkyrie Brazil trip.
Suri is the precious baby ever in Hollywood. Katie is a natural beauty and comes off so lovely and likeable unlike the many meanies and arrogant ones in the biz.
I suppose the best parenting is to hide Suri in their mansion forever?
get over yourselves trolls.
I would be disgusted too if I was Suri. Wearing ugly shoes and stupid dresses, freezing my ass off in the winter because my parents are too stupid to put a coat on me and just the fact that I have to hear my gay father say "glib".
Katie is not fooling anyone. That kid is going to be seriously fucked up.
"Posh doesn't count, she takes batteries."
Hey now DD, some of my very best friends take batteries! Rrrrwwwwrrrr!!!
;)
in they cootcie wootchie?
That look is priceless..she's such a doll.
Eliza
Great line about Posh, Disher!
I feel so sorry for Suri she will never be a normal girl who plays with babrbies or bratz it will always be /the new robot dolls that feel real or stuff or no cabbage patch kids
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