Tuesday, April 14, 2009

SpenceWad at the bed store

Their faces aren't allowed on here, but, you can't see their faces here. This is what they do in furniture stores. They hire photographers to follow them and rub their diseased skank and dribble snail trails all over the bed. They don't buy the bed because they don't need a bed. Then YOU walk in and buy the bed. You wonder what that smell is. You keep saying "this bed smells like..fish." You have dreams of garbage. You keep taking scalding showers. You think you need therapy. It's not your head, it's the bed! Get rid of it before you catch stupid. I'm not even joking. I don't even think this is funny. Never take a display model of anything. You'd be better off at a yard sale.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw a video of her rcently singing for the paparazzi before getting in her car. What a joke these two are; but the joke is on us because I bet they cash a gold coin for every publicity stunt. Do they have a show? or are they the show?.

Dirty Disher said...

Aren't they still on Hills? I can't watch that horseshit, I tried.

Anonymous said...

Burn that bed!

Anonymous said...

Hysterical that you post this shit after your anti-pap rant!

Dirty Disher said...

Hysterical yeah. The whole internet is my fault. Hysterical.