Friday, April 10, 2009

Stevie nix's Loahn

Stevie Nicks says Lindsay Lohan can't play her in a movie. "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk."
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I don't know why anyone would ask The Blow to play Stevie or why they'd even think a movie about Stevie could last longer than it took to go get popcorn. She also says Britney Spears is not a rock star, she hasn't paid her dues. Nicks wrote a couple of good songs in the 70's, her voice always sucked and she was more famous for her sex life than Fleetwood. Stevie Nicks is the only one stoned enough to think Britney is a rock star. She needs to go back to her bong, her closet, her diaphanous skirts and casting spells on paper clips and stray cats.
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And yes. I know she still looks good. I'll give her that. She's nuts though, always has been.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

"closet"??? Is she gay then?

Dirty Disher said...

No, she's famous for sleeping in her closet. She feels insecure in a bedroom, so she moved to her closet.

Kate said...

Weird.

Anonymous said...

I like Stevie's voice, yeah she is crazy, Big Deal.

Leslie said...

Wasted or not I bet Stevie can still spell L-O-H-A-N.

Dirty Disher said...

I'm dyslexic and spell check doesn't work in titles or comments. Oh, also I don't really care..so, I hope you were joking because that stuff gets old.

Anonymous said...

To the frustrated English teachers who post here with spelling corrections - This is just a blog. It's for fun. Typos happen. Relax. Maybe you could be using your time for something better.

Anonymous said...

Remember that show, "Dharma & Greg"?

I loverd Dharma's line describing her mom's hippy wardrobe as, "Thunder & Lightening". The mom character totally looked like Stevie.

Sprite

Dirty Disher said...

Her parents were the funniest hippies. That spool table! Who didn't own one of those?

Anonymous said...

Are you for real dyslexic? Or are you joking?

Dirty Disher said...

Yes. For real. It's never slowed my reading or comprehension skills at all. I just have a tendancy to transpose letters and always have an annoying space when I type. lik ethis. Numbers fuck with me though. Numbers suck. My brain sees a jumble.

Dirty Disher said...

And dyslexic people can never spell. You see a word and instantly recognise it and move along. The letters are not..sorted..in your memory. Does that make sense?

Anonymous said...

Stevie Nicks is the bomb DD. Love her music and she made songs long after the 70's.

Dirty Disher said...

I was a Christine McVie fan.That woman had it goin' on.

Anonymous said...

Loved her clothes way back when, at least her on-stage clothes. And I really loved her very unusual voice, too. A movie about her life? There must be lots about her I don't know -- that's interesting to anyone.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, I loved McVie too, esp. when she was Perfect. I used to have albums of FM's early stuff when their music was more bluesy and Christine played piano. FM's Top 40 songs never appealed to me, but Stevie's did. Still love her.

Anonymous said...

Gold dust woman is my personal favorite, but Fleetwood Mac filled and fueled a few years worth of hard partying and lewd and lascivious behavior in my youth.

Anonymous said...

I love Fleetwood Mac, love Stevies voice. Stevie has come along way since her cokeface days, she finally saw the light when her nose collapsed.

Disher said...

I just think McVie is a more prolific and better song writer. But, Steevie had her day, for sure.

Anonymous said...

I love both Stevie and McVie, but Stevie's my fave.
It's grand for Stevie to bash Lohan for drugs when she herself lost her nose from doing them. I'm sure that's WHY she made the drug comment, but c'mon.

Anonymous said...

God. Britney and Lindsey have nothing on Stevie.

They don't even write any of their songs and have their voices digitally altered from here to Sunday.

Yes: Stevie's voice is an acquired taste, perhaps, but she's written a boatload of songs and doesn't hide behind voice digitizers and pitch correctors.

Anonymous said...

Stevie Nicks was made entirely of blow back in the day. When her nose couldn't take it anymore, her assistant blew it up her rectum through a straw, or so the legend goes!

Major Majormajor said...

I always preferred Lindsey Buckingham. Dude plays a mean guitar. Great technique.

Anonymous said...

"When her nose couldn't take it anymore, her assistant blew it up her rectum through a straw, or so the legend goes!"

Actually she flatly denies that-- but then, who WOULDN'T lol..

Looks like we've got some hardcore FM fans hereabouts. Anyone know how she came to be known as "Stevie"?

10doll said...

HEY, HEY, HEY! Take it easy on Stevie. She still rocks! I love her, her music & her damn skirts! She's awesome.