Monday, April 27, 2009

Suri's Reality: I'm Glad It's Not Mine


Tom rushes to catch little Suri before she gets too close to the man with the big black eye. The big black eye people follow Suri and mommy and daddy everywhere they go. They talk Mexico-talk and make flashes and smell like peepee. Just once, Suri would like to touch the big black eye, and see if it is real.

17 comments:

Khazar said...

You know what bugs me? The kid's hair is different every single time we see her. Are there doubles for Suri? Is there even a Suri?

Anonymous said...

Suri is such a cute little girl with the face of an angel. I used to love Tom's movies, but I wasn't really interested in hearing his philosophies on everything from melba toast to why he is the only person who can help someone in a car accident. We know that pretty soon, according to his religion, he'll be able to actually fly. That's the pix I'm waiting for.

Anonymous said...

She is such a cute kid =)

Anonymous said...

Tom's movies suck. He's basically the same character with the same expressions in every movie he's done.

m. said...

I think she has a great stylist and always has really cute clothes on. However, she creeps me out at the same time. Too bad Tom is her dad. What ever happened to his other kids, we've barely heard or seem anything about them since Suri was born.

Eric in San Diego said...

She is a beautiful child. I hope she gets to enjoy her life.

Barb said...

100% agree with Eric!

Anonymous said...

Well the kids hairstyle in this pic answers that what the hell are they doing with those bangs in her eyes comments a few weeks ago. She is growing her hair out.

Leslie said...

Run Suri Run!!!

Leslie said...

Has this kid ever been photographed in pants?

Ome Omy said...

She is beautiful and looks so much like her mom. Melancholy, they do mention his other 2 kids occasionally. What I really want to know is, what mother (Nicole) lets her ex take custody of their kids w/out a fight? Strange...

Anonymous said...

She is adorable but it looks like she's inhereted her mothers weird legs.

10doll said...

Actually what's going on in that pic is that Suri's trying to make a run for it. She figures anybody has got to be better than that dipshit, panty waste of a dad she has. Does anyone see Katie Holmes in that pic? No? That's because she's 3 feet in front of Suri telling her that if she wants to escape with mommy then she needs to start hauling some ass.

Anonymous said...

What I'd like to know is why every celeb these days has black nannies for their celebuspawn.

(And don't say you haven't noticed.)

Anonymous said...

That's not a black nanny, it is Connor Cruise, Suri's half brother. Her hair does seem a lot longer than the last time she was photographed.

Anonymous said...

What mother leaves her kids without a fight? One that is fleeing scientology. Trust me people, you have NO IDEA. My grandfather left my grandmother for a much younger rich woman, and had two kids. They became cult members after a while. They took all their worldly money, arranged young marriages for their kids who had to move to the big blue scientology building next door to my job at Childrens LA. Anyway, my grandfather went through hell trying to get away including, deprogramming, scientologists moving him to Florida to audit his brain-haha crazy shit. So he finally got out, but none of us are allowed to see his kids except for an hour once every couple years. The girl tried to escape and ran to my mom's til the handlers came for her. On her second arranged marriage. STRANGE shit people, that's why Nicole doesn't see her kids. The scientologists believe we unclean souls will contaminate theirs, they are not allowed to mingle. So I have a batcrazy part of my family living in that blue prison. They don't let you out, except when they say you can.
Poor Nicole she probably misses those kids-as for Suri, it has to mess you up later to be always followed by the black eye people.

MaryL said...

Cute kid; ugly dress.