According to page six someone dumped a load of literal shit outside the ACM Awards theatre last night. It came from Keith Urban's tour bus. "There was about 150 square feet of gunk, a half an inch think, outside the main entrance. It was a literal shit show. " It took 12 hours to clean up the disgusting mess.*
That's outrageous and someone should be fired and Urban fined. How could anyone think that was okay? Urban always looks like a little puke to me anyhow, so it doesn't surprise me that this is the kind of people he hangs with.
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He was probably drunk in the closet. Dave Matthews band did the same over some bridge and dumped it all on a tour group below.
Ok...wtf? How do you carry that much shit around with you? What kind of doofus crew does this man have, anyway? Any ol' KOA campground has a tank dumping area, for crap's sake! I guess they were all SHIT KICKERS for a while, eh? That's what happens when you mix Australians with country music!
Jesus Christ. Accidents happen, you pretentious twat. They cleaned it up, it's over now. Find something else to get your granny panties in a fucking bunch. Or please, post some more of those oh-so-precious photos of your readers dogs. Kids. Same thing. Whatever.
10:27:00, awwww, are you though wanking to Kieth Urban yet? Sighing over his picture? Wiping the sweat from your brow with a Kieth Urban T-shirt? Lay your dissatisfied head upon the soft butt cheeks of your Kieth Urban pillowcase and have sweet, sweet dreams...say to yourself, there is no DirtyDisher, there is no DirtyDisher, there is no...
He is NASTY, have you ever seen older pics of him DD? His teeth were beyond jacked, he was a total crackhead!
Wow. You are just as annoyingly pathetic as I have been told, "Disher". Seriously...wanking? That's the best a celebrity "blogger" (and I use the term loosely) can come up with?
Oh, and BTW: Actually, there is no "Dirty Disher". There is a fat old hag who lives in a crappy apartment and posts pictures of her ugly, bratty kid all the time, however.
LOL12:59 you are such a coward. Just say I love Keith even if he is a drunk pig living in shit. Dont hate DD because she laughs at him. Use a name fat bitch.
Anonymous, I really think that your rebuttal to DD was over the top. She accused you of wanking to Keith Urban. How on Earth do you go from that to referring to her grandchild as ugly and bratty? Seriously, how do you make that leap? That's like shooting someone for calling you a jerk. How can you ever win an argument when you immediately jump to the ugliest, nastiest weapon in your arsenal? You have to ask yourself if this was really worth being that hateful about. The woman made a snide remark about a country singer.......she did not call your mother an unhygienic twat.
And DD I'm sorry that you have to read that. Nobody should have to hear such horrible things about a loved one.
Seriously, I love the internet, but Goddamn.... anonymity has its downside.
12:59
You Fucking ATE the granny pannies...The only thing I laugh at harder than DD's posts are the pathetic cunts like you who crawl in and post shit because the in real life people spit on you...Boo-Fuckin-Hoo for YOU ASShole.
He looks like a greasy little rodent in that photo. And who is that waxwork figure next to him?
AND...his mother an unhygienic twat. LMAO!
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