A man was arrested by Turkish authorities for allegedly plotting to assassinate Barack Obama during his trip to their foul-smelling country. The cops are downplaying the whole thing, saying there was never really a threat, and the man was only arrested out of an excess of caution. Barack of course brushed the whole thing off, cool cat that he is. Prez then flew his bad self into Baghdad, and is meeting with the troops. Baghdad's plenty peaceful nowadays - thank you surge - so Prez shouldn't have anything to worry about. Binghamton - now that's another story. If I were Prez I'd stay away from there.
3 comments:
those mean things you say about a country you know nothing of, how amusing. I laugh at what you write.
Fuck off, anon 1:29.
First black president - sadly, this certainly isnt going to be the last time someone will try to kill him.
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