Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tim Geithner One of People's Most Beautiful?


People Magazine has put out its list of the most beautiful humans on earth. The usual suspects are all in there - Halle Berry, Angelina, J-Lo - but this year there are some curveballs...like Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner. Really? Tim Geithner is beautiful? He looks like a Vulcan Dennis Hopper. Whatever. In a few years we'll all hate these people for fucking the world up even worse. If the world's still here.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

Doogie Howser, Treasury Secretary.

Anonymous said...

People's "Most Beautiful" list is crap. It's not about looks, it's about who has been in the public eye the most and who has the best PR. They put Rumer Willis on the list last year for goodness sakes! They'll probably put Heidi & Spencer and OctoMom on the list this year.

Jr Deputy Accountant said...

This should explain how Eraserhead ended up on the list:
http://www.jrdeputyaccountant.com/2009/04/tim-geithner-not-so-beautiful-after-all.html

what a tool

Anonymous said...

He's an elf.

Anonymous said...

"we were happy that the Treasury Secretary was finally getting some positive attention. But today comes the shocking revelation that his election to the list might not have been genuine. It might have been influenced by nepotism! Clusterstock reports:

Geithner's brother David Geithner, is a People executive, having been at Time Warner (TWX) since 1992."

Thanks for the link, Jr Accountant!

Anonymous said...

Think about it...it's always the newest thing that gets you on there. A movie, a TV show, a disease, a baby, a wedding...always the ones that have a movie coming out or something. I bet it's not cheap to make that fucking list, people!!! Just like those Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star plaques. Those things do not get there for free. The star has to pay or get a sponsor to get one. Nothing is free and this annual issue of People has a pretty good publicity factor for their upcoming movie or TV show etc.

Anonymous said...

anon 12:05...add "election" to the list that will get you on there as well! Too true. And nepotism! gawd! Such a joke! It IS who you know! Probably gonna get his bro a cabinet position as the Secretary of Cheap-Fabricated Reading material. I would be shocked if our new president is not on the list or his wife!

Anonymous said...

The celebs no doubt have lobbyists working to get them on the f'g list. 'Cuz there is no way some of them would make it any other way.

Eric in San Diego said...

I think the dude looks like a doofus Keebler elf! He makes the top 100 list??? WTF??? Wow...just wow.