The Daily Mail heard Catherine Zeta-Jones was hot to play hirsute Susan Boyle in a film of her sexless, cat-reeking life, and whipped together this photoshop of the Oscar winner sporting Boylehair and Boylebrows. Uh, nice try, but sorry. Catherine Zeta-Jones? She is waaaay too plain to play that hidden sexpot Boyle. You seen Susan since her makeover? Tigress. Zeta's dumpy plus her career is at the fag end. Only the young Bea Arthur could've done justice to Boyle, but alas, time travel has not yet been invented.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Who's She Trying To Kid?
The Daily Mail heard Catherine Zeta-Jones was hot to play hirsute Susan Boyle in a film of her sexless, cat-reeking life, and whipped together this photoshop of the Oscar winner sporting Boylehair and Boylebrows. Uh, nice try, but sorry. Catherine Zeta-Jones? She is waaaay too plain to play that hidden sexpot Boyle. You seen Susan since her makeover? Tigress. Zeta's dumpy plus her career is at the fag end. Only the young Bea Arthur could've done justice to Boyle, but alas, time travel has not yet been invented.
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I just want to know how old Catherine really is. She claims to be 39! and I have to call bullshit on that.
I think she's mid 40's at least
Date of Birth: 25 September 1969, Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Too many people verify this information for it to be wrong. She is only 40...it's her hubby that's 200!
Well she may be 40, but she's been saying she's 39 for the past few years LOL
Nice job, crabbie.
Susan looks way better the true catherine ugly.
She want another oscar. In Hollywood ugly yourself up and you get the golden man. Charlize Theron has proven over and over again that she is so mediocre as an actress.
Catherine, even here, is so much prettier than our Susan could ever be. That said, I love Susan and her style or lack thereof and her unspoiled look. Catherine is probably as mean as she looks.
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