Saturday, April 11, 2009

Woman Narrowly Avoids Becoming Polar Bear Food



What the fuck would possess someone to jump into the polar bear pen at the zoo like this nutfuck in Berlin? "Oh Knut. I love you. You're the most lovable, cuddly giant carnivore in the world. I just want to hug you and squeeze you and...why are you taking a giant chunk out of my thigh?" This woman is only slightly less stupid than that old crank with the chimp.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

i just watched this video over on dlisted. i would've left her stupid ass in there. -G

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess A. Drugs, or B. She's absolutely fucking bonkers.

Anonymous said...

b) bonkers. Look at the pics at dlisted. She was happily swimming to the bears, probably thinking how cute they are and that they wouldn'T hurt them. How could they? Knut hurt noone - right?

People are idiots. No drugs needed.

But why rescuing her?

'Ziehende sollte man nicht aufhalten'.

Anonymous said...

She can't be operating with all her dna in order.

Anonymous said...

Those bears were very lethargic. She's lucky they weren't hungry or she would have lost 20 pounds off her ass. I watched bears run uphill like deer when they hunt caribou calfs.

Anonymous said...

hab schon die nachrichten dazu gesehen.... sie ist geistiggestört.
she is mentally ill.
greetings from germany!!

Anonymous said...

Ganz genau gesagen meiner Deutsche freund. Sie ist ganz virkliche loca.

Anonymous said...

gesagt?

Dirty Disher said...

Looked like it bit her ass. That was hilarious. Hope she gets well soon so she can do it again.

Anonymous said...

Darwin

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing information that nobody but the insane person featured in this post would understand...

Anonymous said...

Stupid bitch must be related to Timothy Treadwell ;-)