Tuesday, April 28, 2009

You can't do that, Douche Bag

A Federal judge in Vegas just ordered Dennis Rodman to pay a waitress $225,000 for grabbing her ass among other things. The waitress, Sara Robinson told the judge that Rodman also grabbed her and tried to force her to dance with him at the Cuba Libre bar.
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Ha! Good. Gawd, where do men get off in bars, thinking they can just grab you like it's a self serve whore house? Cuba Libre is a stupid name for a bar..and don't be ordering that crap either. Just say you want a rum and coke with lime...don't call anyone "honey" or "dear" unless you're married to them and keep your hands to yourself. Leave a decent tip and learn some manners. You will benefit from it, trust me. Dennis is such a douche bag.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This guy was a great rebounder and a defensive star, but his personality and weird personal displays (dressing in a wedding gown and wearing lipstick) made him a corporate risk for teams to keep in the roster.

He married Carmen Electra, hosed Madonna, and lived large for a few years, but I think he is an alcoholic with serious deep issues.

Jesse James called him out on the Apprentice set when he compared a dapper Herschell Walker to the distressed Dennis. Some people are beyond help, so they move to Hollywood.

Dirty Disher said...

Jesse James is such a cool dude.

Anonymous said...

woah.. slow down a bit - you are trying to tell me that the women working in bars are not free meat?

this.. are you sure about that?

seachelle said...

DD, complete agreement. JJ rocks. Dennis is one of the most insecure wastes I've seen.

Anonymous said...

well, you can't even spit in vegas without a 90% chance it'll land on a "working" girl, so perhaps dennis was taking a sample to see if he wanted to purchase the entire meal.

he belongs in vegas with the rest of the scum

Shelly said...

He dated a girl I worked with many years ago in Detroit when he was a Piston. I was a bartender, she was a stripper. He was a very quiet, polite dude back then and a really good tipper, $20 every time you asked him if he was okay. Serge Federov on the other hand... Cheap ass motherfucker!! Stiffed a $600 bar tab, and of course no tip. Rodman turned into a fucking freak of epic proportions.

Anonymous said...

Now now anonymous, don't worry.
The barmaids may not be "free" meat, but for the low low price of four long-island iced teas, I'm all yours!

Anonymous said...

Thats a lot of money, he's disgusting but he can grab my butt if I'd get a check for that much LOL

Eric in San Diego said...

How does this clown keep making money?? That's an expensive ass grab, Dennis...hope it was worth it. What a nasty, foolish, freak of a human being.

Anonymous said...

Urgh...I used to have a HUGE crush on him when I was in high school. I have really bad taste I know I know.