Zooey Deschanel Wishes She Didn't Look Like Katy Perry

Actress Zooey Deschanel hates it that people constantly mistake her for that gigantic twatburger Katy Perry. Zooey told MTV.com:

It's a little bit annoying, to be totally blunt. The only similarity that we have is that we look a little bit alike. I have met her before. She seems like a nice person. I'm happy that she's famous enough now that she's not going out and being mistaken for me.

I used to get, "I heard you were out at such-and-such club drinking whiskey!" (when) I was at home watching TV. I think we lead very different lives. At some point I feel like this will stop being a thing. I like the way my life goes. It's sort of strange to be associated with someone that's doing such different stuff than me. It's weird.

Only one remedy for this Zooey - you have to have Katy Perry killed. I can hook you up with a pretty good hitman, and I'd be willing to go halves. Well, maybe not halves - I'd throw in a third. Eh...not even that much. Fifty bucks. In Burger King coupons. I hate Katy Perry, but not enough to throw away good money.