Wintour: "I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses," Wintour said. "There's such an epidemic of obesity in the United States, and for some reason, everybody focuses on anorexia."*
I don't know why, exactly, but, she cracks me up. She's being kind there, according to her. People in Minnesota are little houses. Maybe they're trying to keep warm? Do you think they all have subscriptions to Vogue? Anna Wintour is just so funny. What was she doing there anyway? Trapping fur?
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I have no clue who this woman is but she looks like a shriveled up rubber chicken in a big red wig. I'm sure there are a few of the house people where she visited who are far more attractive.
If there were truly any justice in this world, Miss Anna Wintour would wake up tomorrow grossly (and permanently) overweight. Unfortunately we'd never have the satisfaction of knowing about it, because she'd promptly kill herself, I'm quite certain. In her book, some things (including excess weight) really are worse than death.
And NO, I'm not fat.
I'm a size six.
(which is the new fourteen) LOL
Anna Wintour, Vogue editor. Portrayed by Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada.
Yes. She wore the fur she trapped as a bolero jacket to the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night. Bitch loves people to focus on anorexia because that keeps the spotlight on her, which she can't live without.
She looks like a corpse.
In the old days of Style.com (Vogue magazine website) everybody used to post about how much they hated her and how ugly she was even though they loved Vogue. It was funny. You can't do it anymore because they'll ban you for it now. Oh well.
Ms. Wintour would love it here where I live - Hawaii! Before I moved here 25 years ago, my mother warned me. She said, "I have never seen so many FAT UGLY people together in one place in my entire life!" I thought she was exaggerating. She wasn't.
Fortunately, there are also a few people of such incredible beauty - half white and half some-kind-of-Polynesian-or-Asian - it makes up for the fat ugly ones. Who am I kidding? No, it doesn't.
Fat can be lost. Wintour is too fucking ugly for even a good surgeon to help...Maybe she'll suffer horrific water retention and just explode....ahhhh what a nice thought...
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