I'd think being John Mayer and having paps follow you all the time would get annoying and sometimes you'd want to have fun with them. But, when you put lipstick all over your body it becomes too deliberate and desperate. Saying you have 14 girl friends and doing a drunken douche dance doesn't help. It becomes sad. I don't think there's any doubt who broke up with who in the Mayer/Aniston romance. She should avoid looking at the blogs this week, this is embarrassing.
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OMG, totally embarrassing. he is sooo desperate. Why does he care so much? He needs to stop it and grow up. Gawd, Jen is well rid of him. He is starting to become a joke. But it's not funny. It's *shakes head*...it's almost sad. wow...
It IS sad. He's cute and talented..and an idiot. His behavior makes him totally unfuckable.
OMG Dishy! "unfuckable"...maybe a pity fuck? A friend of mine said she once did that. She didn't wanna fuck this guy, but she did anyway. I guess he needed it. She called it a "pity fuck"...you are great DD!
He gets numbers from chicks at his shows and texts them. He is all about phone sex. A celeb is supposed to be "unattainable" and "mysterious". He is neither. He is way too available and accessable. That makes him invalid. Not a star. Just some hard-up musician guy with a boner and no relief in sight. He is now officially a "LOSER".
There is a blog out there about douchebags looking douche & ragging on all douchebaggery. We should send the first pic of him to see if he can win Douche of the Week. That dirt mustache is so attractive.
DD--he IS so unfuckable! Right on.
Sprite
I pity fucked a fat guy who was in love with me. He was kind of an ass, and always said, "you'll never give me a chance cause I'm fat." After the pity fuck he turned into a fat guy with an inflated ego. What an asshole.
Jessica Simpson ruined John Mayer for me. Who the hell dates her?
My Douchedar went wild for him after that.
Ever think the fat guy was giving you a pity fuck?
If someone wants phone sex all the time, they really just like sex with themselves, but, don't like admitting it. John Mayer could talk himself into pity sex.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SAD!! YOU REFUSE TO LET THE JEN THING GO!! HE DUMPED HER.........GET OVER IT!! AND DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT HE PUT THAT LIPSTICK (IN PERFECT LIP SHAPES) ALL OVER HIMSELF?!!
GET OVER IT!!!!!!
He is not cute, not even a little bit, he looks like a concentration camp victim.
1:56:00 thank you, John Mayer.
Blechhh!
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