Monday, May 18, 2009

Big bucket of beauty


Nick knows how to cram that stuff back in place before the cameras come out. He's off his game. I'll bet he gets grounded for this.

9 comments:

Taffy said...

God, she is fat, chubby. As my son would say, she is a double decker. I do not want to know what that means, but I think I already know. I think its called a muff. top. Yes, you wear the clothes, you better have the bod.

Anonymous said...

No amount of spray-tan could give the illusion of abs on that canvas. She is so vain, this is gonna be a shitstorm. Her publicist will come out with an excuse.

MaryL said...

I guess I should applaud her for not giving a shit about the folds and letting it all hang out, but somehow I can't. I just find it unsightly.

Anonymous 8:45 - "...the illusion of abs on that canvas." LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

She's always been on the big girl side but without the flab but I guess since she's getting older her metabolism has slowed down. Doesnt she have some of her body parts insured?

Anonymous said...

there's nothing wrong with being a big boned chick, but that doesn't mean you should run around looking like you're wearing your little sister's clothes

Anonymous said...

Maria Carey is one donut away from being on the Biggest Loser. That girl needs to put the cake and pizza down.

Eric in San Diego said...

Buy some clothes that FIT, fer crissakes!! She's a naturally large gal, but she obviously believes herself to be considerably smaller and younger.

Mariah, sweety! Many of us would love you just as much if you would admit to yourself that you ain't no size 0 and won't be ever. Get a new stylist, someone who dresses you like a woman, not a little girl!

Anonymous said...

Geez, she's a BIG girl. Why is she wearing that get-up? It's a no brainer you don't let rolls of fat and flab hang out in the breeze like that. Looks like shit!

Anonymous said...

When size 14's try to dress like size 4's they always get into trouble....Buy a mirror and pay attention Mimi!!