Monday, May 11, 2009

Big Head Mutant Baby

What kind of weird drugs did Minnie Driver take during her pregnancy to make her kid turn out like that? That can't be normal, right? Did she give birth to that kid or rescue it from a UFO crash site?

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

"HeeeeeeeD! Pants, NOW!"

Sprite

Anonymous said...

Aww, that little guy is precious. Most babies have big heads and they're still super cute.

Dirty Disher said...

Looks like crabbie.

Bubble said...

never ever bring babies into it. ever. there is something fundamentally wrong with someone who has to attack a baby to make themselves feel big or clever. Really pathetic crabbie. Not your finest hour by a long shot.

Anonymous said...

It's a cute baby!

konspiracytheory said...

That baby is soooo cute!

Anonymous said...

i think the kid is looking around for a mom-substitute that doesn't have buggy looking sunglasses...

Anonymous said...

Bubble,

If you really think that all babies are beautiful then you are crazy stupid. With a name like Bubble you probably had or still do have a melon head so you're extra sensitive or something. Join a support group.

That kid does have a big head. Hopefully it will grow into one day...maybe before it becomes an awkward looking tween.

Bubble said...

Anon 6:02, try posting using an actual name instead of hiding like a pussy behind anon. Any cunt can slag off a baby and any cunt can defend someone who does. Grow a brain cell.

Anonymous said...

He's got his mamma's JOWLS

notafan said...

looks perfectly normal to me! Crabbie- please post a baby pic of yourself so we can laugh.

Anonymous said...

Minnie has a large head. I looked like her baby when I was the same age. Now have a normal sized head, I think, maybe normal/large for a woman but you wouldn't notice it if you met me. I think the baby will just be fine. It has no hair which also gives that eggish look, don't you think?

Concepta said...

I quite like Minnie Driver actually. She seems to have her head on her shoulders and her kid looks quite cute.

Although speaking of grotesque abominations of human horror, it's just been announced that the Love For The Ages is no more; the useless vacant-eyed whorebag Katie Jordan Price and her talentless, gurning, simpleton of a fuckstick husband Peter Andre are to get a divorce. The absolute best part of the "official statement" was where they asked for the media to "respect their privacy" at this difficult time. Just like when they asked the media to "respect their privacy" on the umpteen barrel-scraping reality shows that they shat out to an ever-more apathetic public over the course of their “marriage”. And when they asked the media to "respect their privacy" as they whored their tackier-than-a-John-Water's-movie nuptials on national television whilst selling the photo rights for millions. Oh wait, they didn't did they?

On a positive note, the protracted, shit-flinging divorce proceedings should be a good old laugh. Naturally followed, of course, by Jordan's 27th autobiography "My Life After Peter".

Anonymous said...

yaknow, there's plenty of real GOSSIP out there. spouting off about the size of a baby's head is ridiculous. crabbie, you're an idiot and it's posts like this that make EVERYONE wonder why DD lets you post ANYTHING.

p.s. i love you bubble

Anonymous said...

totally lame. Can anyone recommend a blog that has real gossip?

TVsnarkie said...

CRABBIE! Be nice to babies. This kid just has a big brain! He's cute and innocent!

Anonymous said...

Not cool to make fun of babies and/or kids. That's always been my gripe with GWOP, the way they laugh at the kids. Kids shouldn't be the butt of some jerk's stupid attempts at humor. Not cool Crabbie!

Anonymous said...

Since when did people starting laughing at the kids on GWOP!?!

N said...

And you hate Kate and Jon for the kids' sake. Child advocate?

Anonymous said...

Gwop laughs at the kids on a regular basis. I don't hate J&K but I hate people making fun of the kids. (calling them slow, ugly, Fatty Arbuckle, oafish and on and on.)

Anonymous said...

Bubble said...

Anon 6:02, try posting using an actual name instead of hiding like a pussy behind anon. Any cunt can slag off a baby and any cunt can defend someone who does. Grow a brain cell.

May 11, 2009 6:10:00 PM GST

so said 'bubble' who's posting under an assumed name, unless your name really is bubble? or do you just live in one?

oh and miss tia is my real name...people don't have to use their name...gee...

Anonymous said...

Thanks Tia. I was thinking the same thing about Bubble. How is that screen name any different than anon or even Crabbie for that matter.

Bubble is an idiot and if anyone says they never made fun of an ugly baby or fat awkward child is either a liar or the next Mother Teresa. Bubble probably spent hours on the playground calling kids 4 eyes and faggot.

Is her kid's extral large noggin news? Is Minnie even a celeb? Some may think so. It's been a slow post day so this is about all we have.

I think Joan Rivers kicking Annie Duke's ass last night IS news but that was not posted here today. Too bad...it would have been fun posting nasty shit about that bitch Annie Duke.

Anonymous said...

OMG, Anon 10:16 - wasn't that just the way you wanted it to turn out?? I wanted Annie Duke to go down sooooo bad!!! What a coniving bitch.

Anonymous said...

Didn't anyone get my movie reference?

That line is from So I Married An Ax-Murderer. The Scottish father ragging on the youngest son's huge ead? Anybody?

The kid's head was ENORMOUS, "like a sputnik!"

Sprite

Anonymous said...

The best part about last night was just before Trump fired her lying poker playing ass. If you look at her face the second before he showed her the pavement she really thought she was going to win. Knowing she lost was pure pleasure. Joan Rivers rocked on that show. She deserved to win.

I also think having the event planner quit was set-up in advance. Please...like any event planner is going to pass up the free publicity of doing a Kodak show on national TV?

Anonymous said...

He is so cute! I would kiss his 'widdo face off! Kinda looks like a Cabbage Patch baby!

Anonymous said...

sprite- your taste in movies SUCKS and that's why nobody got your reference.

STOP WITH THE LAME POSTS.

BAN CRABBIE

Anonymous said...

What is this today...attack the posters? Sprite is cool. Crabbie Rocks.

In a lot of ways this site is a community of people - Tia, Melissa, Snowbunnie and of course Eric in San Diego are all a part of this site. Why don't we all ban your ass and you can go play on D-listed or Perez and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

Anonymous said...

Ugly or not at the end of the day you are making fun of a BABY.

Well done...

Anonymous said...

Oh what a beautiful baby! I have a picture of myself at about the same age - with a very similar head. One evening I showed it to good friends, and they proceeded to laugh for about five minutes. I do remember the words "alien baby" being used.

Sadly, in a very short time, my head looked totally normal.

noggin said...

not making fun, but just observing.......the kid's head is big man.

Anonymous said...

My neice had a huge head. It was so big I started calling her "pumpkin head" when she was a baby. I even made up a stupid rhyme "pumpkin head pumpkin head eyes of blue, your head is gynormous but we still love you". She would smile and we would laugh. She's in Junior High School now and really a beautiful kid. And I still call her "pumpkin head" all these years later.

Anonymous said...

actually 11:22, all of the stories are mostly borrowed from dlisted anyway, so yeah, dlisted and perez are the way to go.

while dlisted satire is amusing, crabbie's jerkyness is boring.

oh and you are too.

Anonymous said...

Gwop laughs at the kids on a regular basis. I don't hate J&K but I hate people making fun of the kids. (calling them slow, ugly, Fatty Arbuckle, oafish and on and on.)

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Nice try - I've been reading GWOP since the beginning - I've never seen any of that. Just b/c some posters have mentioned their concern that some of the kids might have developmental delays does not mean they are calling the kids 'slow'. You do know there is a difference, right?

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:50, I saw it and LOVED it!! I'd hoped lots of others also noticed it!

You gotta be hard up for
"material" when you start snarking on a baby! The baby's cute, cheap shot!

Anonymous said...

11:22, While I understand you're aiming to "protect" the "culture" of the board, banning people for being opinionated is the anti-thesis of what this board is about.

Also, Crabbie is hilarious.

Bubble said...

and yet again anon 10:16 proves they are unable to even put a name to their moronic posts.

Like I said, cunts defending cunts ;)

Kiss my perfectly formed head & no I didn't bully or name call kids at school but I can make up for it now when faced with adult fuckwits like you who are at least able to (no matter how ineptly or pathetically) respond.

Misstiajournal, FYI, I cant be bothered to waste my time to create a blog link just to prove who I am. If you need to then good for you but at least I post using a name & the same one.

Question: do you post your address, full name date of birth, social security number then? No didn't think so, so really there is no difference to your tag or mine. But at least we have one & don't hide behind Anon...

Anonymous said...

Gwop laughs at the kids on a regular basis. I don't hate J&K but I hate people making fun of the kids. (calling them slow, ugly, Fatty Arbuckle, oafish and on and on.)

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Nice try - I've been reading GWOP since the beginning - I've never seen any of that. Just b/c some posters have mentioned their concern that some of the kids might have developmental delays does not mean they are calling the kids 'slow'. You do know there is a difference, right?
______________________

Yes, I do, thanks. But you apparently don't know how to read. Hey I think J&K are pretty lousy parents as much as the next person, but I still say calling the kids names, especially under the cause of child advocacy is so wrong. And yes, they have called the kids names.

peabrain said...

I hope Crabbie gives birth to a baby with a head twice the size of Minnie's so we could all make fun of her/her.

Anonymous said...

4:46 'bubble'...

miss tia is my LEGAL name...it's on my driver's license, credit cards, utility bills, etc....so there's a big difference between posting as 'bubble' and as your real name...

Anonymous said...

Bubble,

My real name is Jeff Anderson - which is about as generic as Anon so I fail to see the difference.

Regardless of your name we'll just call you asshole...since that is what you are.

Bubble said...

I highly doubt your name is actually " Miss Tia " .. Tia, perhaps, or even MissY, but not Miss, you are a liar.

Dirty Disher said...

Jeff Anderson..I can top that in the generic dept. My name is Pat Jones.

crabbie is baiting everyone. Looks like it worked, he has 41 comments so far.

Dirty Disher said...

43! 44...I can't count any higher. I'm not good with math.

Anonymous said...

Nice to meet you Pat Jones...love your blog. Keep it up!!!

Anonymous said...

well bubble, i am not a liar...my legal name is Miss Tia....

go to http://www.cpclerk.co.summit.oh.us/welcome.asp

click on records search (upper right hand side)...then scroll down and 'agree'....

then select division CIVIL...

then search by NAME

enter last name: TIA
enter first name: MISS

results...3...for the case filed 4/23/09 you can view the documents...you will see, MISS TIA....you MUST use your real name on legal documents....

view document 3...that is the lawsuit...

do NOT call me a liar when i am telling the truth....

Bubble said...

Jeff Anderson, you are clearly simple so I will explain it to you in baby words, ok?

If you decide to insult & flame me based on a very unoffensive comment I left here then in future own it. You chose to flame me but can't handle being called on it so clearly the only asshole here is you.


oh & fyi, the prior post by Bubble about misstia was not me but whatever, I agree with it.

Bubble said...

Misstia I couldn't are less what your name is, as I said the other post about your name wasn't me. Someone obviously having a laugh.

You chose to step into my argument with JEFF so lighten up. Jeff flamed me & I pulled him up on it & called him a pussy for posting his insults anonymously. He needs to get a spine & accept that making stupid insulting comments about me will result in me giving him shit.

Anonymous said...

if you agree with that other post, why then say you don't care what my name is? as the other post said i was a liar...

bubble said...

let it go already. ffs. all i meant by I agree with them is that it sounds made up so if Miss Tia was the full name given to you at birth then your parents were having a laugh imo.

But just to make life easier I even created my own blog for this name so that no one else can claim to be me.

Anonymous said...

mister tia who cares?

Disher said...

Miss Tia, I did not know your real name was Miss Tia. That's interesting.

Anonymous said...

yep...legally changed it to that in 2000!

Anonymous said...

He looks so much like one of the actors from "Little Britain." Babies are funny.

Anonymous said...

Why the hell would you change your name to Miss Tia ?? That is seriously dumb as hell.

Anonymous said...

i see no need to discuss it with someone who calls me dumb as hell...

Anonymous said...

That's a REALLY cute baby, DD, and it's so unlike you to make derogatory comments about people's kids. The hot flashes must be catching up with you!

Anonymous said...

miss tia? why did you change your name?

10doll said...

That's a horrible thing to say about a baby. Tacky & uncalled for.

Anonymous said...

You are a fine one to talk about being tacky, 10doll! Pot? meet kettle.