Saturday, May 23, 2009

Biker Mama



Sigh. American Chopper is on the TLC channel so they have to mix it up with Jon and Kunt. Kunt always looks like she swallowed a turd and everyone grosses her out because, of course, they are beneath her. You know what, Kate? There's no need to wrap yourself around someone like that. Just grab the sissy bar or just the back of the seat, sit there and mind your own damn business and enjoy the ride. No need to be slopping yourself over some dude who's only doing his job, and then act like that. It's not like he dreamed of you on the back of his hog. When they said chopper, she thought they were talking about her hair dresser. That green one Jon's playing on looks pretty. Wouldn't it be funny if they both got muffler burn? On their face.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jon looks cool. She looks, as always, disgusted with anyone who is not HER. I feel sorry for the biker guy.

Dirty Disher said...

Jon was actually on a red one. I wonder who was on the green? Probably Kate's security. Heh.

Eric in San Diego said...

Are the Teutle's making a Kate and Kate plus Kate bike? Wonder what the theme will be...avarice? Greed? Pimping? It certainly would be interesting to see Kate's hairstyle ON TOP of a helmet!

Jon just looks miserable, even when doing something THIS cool.

Anonymous said...

I watched Chelsea's show last night for the first time and enjoyed it. She commented on Kate's fug hairstyle and other stuff I wouldn't have been able to relate to if I hadn't already been educated (cough) about right here on DD's blog.

Laura said...

This is low.
I actually like the American Chopper boys and now Kate has to go and pollute them.
You know Paul, Sr. won't put up with her BS!

Anonymous said...

To hell with Jon, I'd do the guy with the mustache.

SickOfThem said...

Jon looks like he's trying to figure out how to run Kate over without harming the driver.

Unknown said...

Someone do away with her and take away the world's misery.

Anonymous said...

Why is she holding on like that. They couldn't have been going very far or very fast. No helmets! nice message to send to your kids.

Anonymous said...

I'm fairly certain that someday the kids will look at these shots and wish the bike had been going MUCH faster, without mom wearing a helmut.

Anonymous said...

Why does Kate always seem to know where the camera is and know one else does?

Anonymous said...

i was watching re-runs of this show today (i know, i know sorry i just think the kids are so cute) anyhow it was the episode where kate found a knob from a dresser in the lil girl's room and starts freaking out and i swear while she is yelling at the kids she says "i'm sick of this shit" of course they block out shit and cut away real quick but by the looks of her lips it seems to me that's what she said. how awful to yell at young children like that

10doll said...

Im a Teutle Sr. fan. I think he's sexy! I can forgive him for letting that boil ride behind him. My sickness comes from the knowledge that Jon's actually had to screw her. Jon just needs to remember that Crown Royal can wash away a multitude of sins & painful memories!

Anonymous said...

Everyone better clear a path when Kate gets off that bike,cause BabyMama will run over your asses to be able to smell the seat.

Anonymous said...

10doll, when did you start driving choppers? You need to trim your beard some, though, it's getting a little out of control. Lay off the testosterone injections for a little bit, your manly enough :)

Dirty Disher said...

10:15:00, I remember that episode. She DID say "i'm sick of this shit"..I didn't hold that against her. We all get sick of the shit. My problem with that ep was the way she grilled those diaper wearing toddlers like the gestapo. Over a drawer knob. WTF? Shit get broken, you fix it or toss it and move on. I remember thinking, man, she's nuts. She was scary. Collin was hilarious with his fuck you dance.

Shelly said...

This shit is unavoidable this weekend. Enough with all this free shit and privileges already. Who the hell wants to see this, it's so predictable.
People bend over backwards to give them great stuff for free and Kate acts like an ungrateful cunt. Every episode, every time.

10doll said...

Anon 11:42- I kinda like the moustache. It makes me feel macho. I agree I need to trim it,but I love to feel it waving in the wind as I drive. Kinda like the way you like your "lips" to flap in the breeze as well. You really should start wearing underwear though,if only for the sake of hygeine. Nobody wants to sit in your snail puddle when you get off the bike. BTW big shit,why dont you post a name when your feeling so proud of yourself? You can talk it,but you cant walk it,huh?

Anonymous said...

Eat shit.

Anonymous said...

Right on, 10doll! I LOVE when my lips are flapping in the breeze, its so refreshing! But I REALLY love it more when I sit on your face and you go to town on them, you really know how to work that tongue of yours . . muah !

Anonymous said...

Collin's FU dance after Kate stormed away from their room. Loved it. If you ever watch that episode again, please notice how bare the boys' room is compared to all the toys and stuff in the girls' room. And notice also, if you haven't, how badly the girls speak to the boys. Wonder where they got their superiority ideas? Cute little boys. I'd take them in a NY minute.

Noticed in some picture posted from the 5th BD party, the fake one after their real BD, that little Collin was sitting on a picnic table, had on a little jacket and was rocking back and forth almost as if he were sick in some way -- no expression on his face -- no smile broke even though they were singing and looking at their BD cake. Very sad expressions all around.

10doll said...

Anon 5:43- I bet you love it,you naughty thing. Sitting on your face? I think I gotta pass on your "tuna buffet",besides it takes forever for someone to pull BM,Teresa & NCL off you.

Anonymous said...

5:36:00


HAHA.

Babymana also probably went to the Gosselins old house when it was up for sale and smelled Kates toilet seats too. That crazy fan probably goes through Kates trash and gets her used tampons too

Anonymous said...

your a kunt

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:27- Oh shut up you whining baby! WAH WAH! Your just a big,pussy cry baby.

Anonymous said...

anon 12:07 am
Seriously honey if all you can do is that please return to the first grade... I think that DD is a kunt and I am sorry if that offends you, only other kunts would be offended.

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:07- really needs to grow up. I am sorry that no one on this site is allowed to defend the people that Queen DD is bashing. You can defend Queen DD but not the people she talks shit about. Anon 12:07 is probably Queen DD herself.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:12- Ive never heard anyone say that that a poster couldn't defend their pov on here. As awesome as it would be, Im not DD. Back to the drawing board,huh?

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:09- I cant believe you've got the nerve to come on DD's site & call her a cunt. You're a real piece of work.

Anonymous said...

It's 10doll posting all this anon. shit. She does it constantly, posts under 10doll AND anon. Her typing "skills" are always the same. You need to mix it up a little bit if you want people to think your a few different posters

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:34- You all are just so damn adorable when you think you got some info! Are you replying because you got some time in between NCL,Teresa,BabyMama & yourself's gang bang? Be careful not to chaffe too much. Skills? You silly thing! You bring up skills,like you've ever really had some yourself. You little knuckle head.

10dollsbiggestfan said...

2:08, you forgot to put your obnoxious 10doll name in the username box. Your slippin' kiddo! Thankfully, the holiday is over and you'll be back on the shortbus on the way to your LD classes in the AM.

Anonymous said...

10dollsbiggestfan- Goodness. What's wrong cupcake you seem agitated? Shortbus? Oh I love your clever little comments. I can tell we're going to be great pals one day.

10dollsbiggestfan said...

What do you mean one day?? I thought we already were great pals? Have you forgotten about our sleepovers and shopping trips to the sex shops already? My feelings are sort of hurt.

Anonymous said...

10dolsbiggestfan- Awww...Id never want to hurt your feelings.Now, run over your face with a snow plow maybe,but never hurt your feelings. Sleepovers & shopping trips? Ive worked at a jail before & when you were booked for prostitution is that the sleepover you're talking about? Shopping? Are you talking about when I came by your cell & gave you 2 choices for your meal? Then I guess we've had a sleepover & shopped after all. How are those genital warts doing? Remember to stop picking at them or they will never heal.

10dollsbiggestfan said...

I'll never forgive you for giving me these damn warts, I mean c'mon, you got FREE sex from me while I was in the pokey and thats how you repay my ass? You could've warned me. How are yours doing, btw? Have they cleared up any? Last time I saw you, they were spreading back towards your asshole. Hope they're finally healing. And remember to keep your lips off those dirty black dicks in there too, we don't want you getting another herpes breakout, I hope you learned your lesson the first few times ...

Anonymous. said...

10dollsbiggestfan- Are you kidding me? Did you honestly post the words "big black dicks"? So not only are you a bitch,but it seems you're a bigot as well. Well,Im out. Our fun comment banter has officially come to a close. I talk alot of shit I know,but where you went I don't ever go. See ya later!!!!

Anonymous. said...

10dollsbiggestfan- My bad,I quoted you wrong. It's "DIRTY black dicks". That's wrong on so many levels. Do you realize that?

10dollsbiggestfan said...

10dollsbiggestfan- My bad,I quoted you wrong. It's "DIRTY black dicks". That's wrong on so many levels. Do you realize that?

Do you think I give a shit? What was on your mind, being that you said BIG? Must know a thing or 2 about them. Figures, you'd be a muddshark. It wasnt FUN banter, I cant stomach you or your stupid non-comical comments and as far as you being "out" ? Cya, ba-bye, dont let the door hit ya on the ass on your way out,cuntface, MUAH !

PS. Why did you quit posting under 10doll? Everyone already knows its you dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what a "muddshark" is? Im pretty sure it wasn't said to be a compliment.

Anonymous said...

Look it up, shitforbrains.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what a "muddshark" is?