Friday, May 15, 2009

Clifford the mailman, scared of his ex


Clifford the mailman, John Ratzenberger, is afraid of his ex girl friend and has filed for a restraining order. I ignored this when I first read it, but, now there's a photo of the ex, Lindsay McGrail, and she looks like a cute normal person. I'm shocked Clifford even had ANY girl friend. Yes, I know it was a character, but, now he thinks he needs a restraining order because she listens to country music. And that makes her capable of violence, according to him, specifically violence to vehicles. If that doesn't sound like Clifford the mailman...well, it just does. Every woman I knew would rather set themselves on fire then have a go at Clifford and it seems things haven't changed. Ms. Mcgrail responded to his concerns about keying his car and smashing windows (very Carrie Underwood) by saying: "No John, harassment is what happens in those country songs when women blow up their boyfriend's cars."
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She claims she's not that stupid and his fears are unfounded. I don't know either one of them, but, suddenly I'm on her side. Can you really be granted a restraining order because of some one's music choice? Pffft, it's like the world is wearing milk bone underwear.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

First thing I hear about this.
Just glad anybody besides me remembers Cheers.

Sam & Diane will always remain a tearjerker for me. When he tells her to have a nice life.

Anonymous said...

She looks almost exactly like someone I know who is very likeable, but batshit crazy and a full-tilt liar/manipulator. You can't judge a whole person by a photo!

Anonymous said...

Remember Brynn Hartman??? She looked normal in her photo's Phil thought she was a hot looking babe when he married her and then BAM she shot him and herself leaving their 2 children without parents.

Swamp

Anonymous said...

I don't get that nice normal middle aged woman vibe from her AT ALL. Batshit crazy beind those eyes.

Jessica said...

John Ratzenberger, better known to me as the voice on my Trivial Pursuit game.