So, the Kardashywhore's Miami Dash shop opened. Kim had to clean up grafitii, oddly the "vandals" wrote things like "We love you, Kim K!" The two monkey ass's cut the ribbon with the giant scissors they circumcised Bruce Jenner with. I should say Khloe and her Monkey ass sister. I really don't hate Khloe, but, I can never embrace her with a sister like Kourtney the Monkey Ass. There was a launch party, of course. Brandon Davis invited himself and the KardashyWhores tried to avoid his icky ass all night as he followed them around sweating. A source said : "He was sweating and roaming the red carpet and kept following Kim Kardashian and her sisters around. Everyone was a little creeped out."*
Yes, creeped out because he's broke. When he was the heir of his family oil fortune, every d-list whore and their dog licked his rich sweaty balls. Now he is an embarrassing nuisance. These are some of the people who make me despise celebrities. Yep, the KardashyWhores..responsible for DD's bitter shit bite. It's a good thing no one reads here. But, I'm still pretty sure I have more people reading this than showed up for Miami's new Dash.
Yes, creeped out because he's broke. When he was the heir of his family oil fortune, every d-list whore and their dog licked his rich sweaty balls. Now he is an embarrassing nuisance. These are some of the people who make me despise celebrities. Yep, the KardashyWhores..responsible for DD's bitter shit bite. It's a good thing no one reads here. But, I'm still pretty sure I have more people reading this than showed up for Miami's new Dash.
12 comments:
Brandon Davis has nowhere to live now that Scott Storch is also broke. It would be sad if it weren't gut-bustingly hilarious.
those shoes are ridiculous.
I didn't know Brandon was broke. What happened, did his parents cut him off for making an ass of himself?
as usual, you got all that exactly right!! thanks DD.
The Kardashians are opening a clothing store now? They are like little kids using play money. "Okay, now I want a store! Yeah! That'd be cool!" It will probably close down within six months and they won't even notice, because they will have lost interest by then. What a giant waste of time, labor, and money.
The Dashies ALL look monkey-fied in my humble opinion.
Kim has lost some weight tho. Until she turns sideways, no doubt. I like Khloe', Kourt is the most annoying. Kris is my fav. Sorry peeps, but I like the show, I watch it and I admit it. You watch it too but don't wanna admit it!! LOL
OOO-OOO...I think Kourt's boyfriend Scott dumps her in Mondays episode, the season finale'. Thats the promo-tease anyway. Who can resist watching that???
And why is Brandon Davis broke? I remember paying $5 a gallon for gas last summer, seems he should be floating in riches from the family oil. What did happen???
Why is this nasty guy always so sweaty & greasy looking? "Greasy bear"..I know. But whats the deal? No wonder no girls wanna get with him. They say meth makes you sweat, just sayin'.
He coined the term "Fire crotch"...to me thats a sad thing to be known for.
Okay, is anyone going to do a google search about why Brandon Davis is broke and report back, or am I going to have to do it myself?
http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/brandon_davis_heir_abhorrent.phtml
I didn't know who Brandon Davis was either until I started reading and then, I realized how damn old I am.
He's cute. I like my men sweaty and greased up! I prefer them to have hangover stomachs (like my own)and long bushy beards that food gets stuck in, but its ok because it's just a snack for later on - again, kind of like my own beard :-)
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