Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear Lady Gaga...

...you don't get to dress like that, then pretend to be bothered by the attention. "Everyone stop looking at the disco ball embedded in the front of my shorts." We give some of these people altogether too much credit for cleverness. Clearly, this young lady is a puppet of some record company schemer somewhere, and is herself so lacking in brainpower, if you hooked her up to your car you wouldn't even have enough juice to power the glove compartment light.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't stand this big nose twat. Every time I hear that song POker Face, I think she's saying "poke my face."

Anonymous said...

That was especially funny, Crabbie!

Anonymous said...

I used to like her but she is trying way too hard to be quirky and whimsical now.

Anonymous said...

Those look like granny panties.

Anonymous said...

Is that Lindsey Lohan following her?