I can't even imagine the insufferable lameness that must've ensued when these two got together on TV. I'd rather be shoved up a cow's ass than have to watch that. I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Gwyneth Paltrow lecture on nutrition and hygiene for six hours. I'd rather brush my teeth on Harvey Levin's pubic hair. I'd rather bathe in a tub filled with a mixture of Maggie Gyllenhaal's rancid breast milk and Keira Knightley's vaginal juice. I'd rather be locked in a closet with Rosie O'Donnell after she just downed five peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, a huge bag of Doritos and a six-pack of Leinenkugel.
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oh man. I cringe everytime I see or hear RR. Her voice pierces my ears like a drill. I can't stand her or her joker smile. YUCK!
Thank GOD. It's so nice to know other people are annoyed by RR. If I hear her say EEVO one more time with her fake smile I will bop her with a (borrowed) copy of kate go$$elin's new crookbook.
Don't like her....there is a solution! Change the channel or turn it off!
Don't like her....there is a solution! Change the channel or turn it off!
The media whore model, (over the hill) and the ditzy cook. Thighra Tyra and Ray-Ray go Away....Like mixing candy canes and aresenic..So sickish sweet and phony it'll kill ya.
anon6:00
Why don't you change the channel and then do us all a favor and slit your fucking wrists. Longways not across. Hot tub of water saves on the mess and makes it go faster...
Damn anon 6:05....on the rag? Pop a midol, eat some bon bons and take a nap. You'll feel better.
I don't EVER watch either of these chicks. I have NEVER seen RR's talk show. Never will. I saw a few mins of Tyra's once, that was enough. So, I ain't gonna hate. I have nothing to bitch about here.
I like you Roxanne. :)
I can't speak for Rachael because I know very little about her (except that she does that silly EVOO thing a lot) but Tyra's ego is huuuuge. If Rachael's ego is even half as big as Tyra's, it must have been a scary show to witness.
I'd love to grind my wet pussy on both of them, their both fuckin hot as hell
HELP! MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!!
my MIL likes to watch her show everyday, she has even bought all her cookbooks. I happen to be there when she's on TV sometimes. She thinks RR is cute, I think not. Now her perkiness has gotten so old, and now most of the time RR makes rather stupid and condescending remarks about how you are supposed to cook things, like we are a bunch of idiots who know nothing. Of course I yell at her through the TV and tell her to fuck off to my MIL's amusement.
Be sure and put your nuts in the freezer. Nuts contain oil that spoils them. Use your EVOO! Don't put mushrooms in water! Just wipe them with a towel. Water makes them tough. Use your garlic! Repeat 609,938,726,354,426,678,993 times.
THEN talk about you tits, x-ray your tits, admire your tits and feel your tits. Now you have both shows covered.
HAHAHA yeah especially when she talks about the mushrooms. Have you noticed she NEVER rinses her veggies? She says she washes them when she gets home from the grocery store. Bullshit. What a load of fuckery.
They are both interesting charcters, because they are insane AND annoying as Hell. This episode looks like torture. you only speak (write) the truth DD!
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