Monday, May 18, 2009

Future Jew-Hater In The Oven

Mel Gibson has knocked up his girlfriend Oksana Whozawhatsieva according to TMZ. Their sources say Oksana is in the second trimester already, and that Mel has reportedly informed his soon-to-be-ex-wife Robyn and their other kids of the happy news. Congratulations Mel: you'll soon have another little empty vessel to fill with all your prejudices and hatreds. Of course you won't have much time for that, given all the movie roles you'll have to take to make up for the millions upon millions of dollars Robyn is going to take you for in the divorce. Can you say Lethal Weapon 5?

9 comments:

cupcake said...

hahahaha o no

Elizabeth said...

I thought he was just helping her with her career? hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Well, that's one way to put it...

Anonymous said...

He looks like HE was just found in a spider hole in Iraq, doesn't he?

Anonymous said...

He looks like a crazed hillbilly axe murderer. Can't believe he used to be so handsome.

cupcake said...

hahahahaha

Mary said...

Gross. Just gross.

Anonymous said...

The Gossip to the Stars, really the real stars are those who write with such eloquence, that we fall to their words of glory and worship, opps I mean finding fault in any way. What you selling I am buying. Must make you feel real good writing in a manner that feeds on the masses insecurity, but then one should only expect that from an invisible wall of shame that is a blog. Best of luck

trailerparktrash said...

OMG I thought it was Mr. Edwards from Little House On The Prairie!!