Monday, May 18, 2009

Gosselin birthday farce


The Gosselin six turned 5 and they went shopping for pinatas with Mr. Gray and that woman who spawned them. Then they had a party. But, it wasn't their birthday, their birthday was a week ago. Kate was very busy. But, she had to fly home to film a birthday show for TLC! She's a working mom of eight, you know!
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Dressed all in matchy match, the children were thrilled to have camera's in their faces once again and you can see how delighted Mady is with the boom mic over her head. If it's not on film, it's not worth living! Kate managed a shit eating grin for the cameras she hired (which I skipped because she's gross). Jon was not there, except for the filming of the party. I'm assuming Kate took off as soon as the pinatas were popped and the organic sheep food distributed. What good is being 5 when you still have to wear bibs, sit in high chairs and be filmed on the potty? How old does a Gosselin kid have to be to get a private moment to go to the bathroom?
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Kate says she won't stop the show as she feels she owes it to people to see her kids grow up. By my calculations, she owes those kids about $50 million dollars. But, hey, what's money amongst family, right?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is something fundamentally wrong with this woman. My heart aches for those kids.

Anonymous said...

She actually said she owes it to the public? She owes something to the public?
Wow, that's an unbelievably obvious lie. A weak, transparent, self-serving lie.

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, she actually did say that. She owes her children nothing, it seems.

Anonymous said...

I think Gail, the bow maker should send her some free samples for that horrendous mop of hers.

Anonymous said...

Which kid will off themselves and at what age will it happen? This shit scares me. She will pay dearly one day. Her bill is coming. Trust me, this is damage that cannot be undone.

Mary said...

Her excuse is BULLSHIT. She is as deluded about her children as she is about herself. She "owes" it to the viewers to allow them to watch her kids grow up??? Yeah, okay, Kate. Keep telling yourself that. You have a little bullshit there on your lip. Whatever makes you feel better for exploiting your children for your own gain. I think anybody who has ever watched that show, now or in the past, would agree that the best thing for these kids is to have this trainwreck taken off the air. I doubt anybody would be upset and feel cheated because they didn't get to watch them grow up. Who really wants to watch children being abused emotionally and mentally, anyway?

She is really a piece of work.

Anonymous said...

Kate needs a bodyguard to accompany her to the store or is she getting Jon replacement ready

Anonymous said...

Those miserable kids. Those miserable excuses for parents. Too bad some people think that is entertainment.

Anonymous said...

I've never seen so many people SO frickin obsessed with the Gosselins as some of the readers on this blog, its sickening really.

Anonymous said...

What a bullshit excuse. One of the worst celebrity excuses ever, even worse than the infamous Ashlee Simpson "my band played the wrong song" excuse re: SNL. Kate and her PR people seriously couldn't think of anything better than that?

TLC has also done a couple specials about Abigail and Brittany, the conjoined twins. They interviewed the twins' mother and she said she's had people tell her the girls "owe" the public the right to see them grow-up on TV b/c the public is curious about them. The mother was really mad and said "My kids don't owe the public anything." I wish Abigail and Brittany's mom could have a few choice words with Kate. Although Kate would probably just say the other lady was jealous of her porcupine hairdo.

DebBeck said...

Ya'll just jeallus. She's a true beauty and a incredible mom.

Anonymous said...

So she and Jon left in different cars? Hmmm, does that mean Take left with the bodyguard?

Disher said...

Yes, and he had a hard time driving with Kate sitting on his face.

Anonymous said...

Your anger should be directed to TLC

Anonymous said...

10:45:00

It does not matter how much anger is directed toward TLC and any other product endorsement company. They do not care one bit about those kids and neither do J&K or any of their sick, uneducated, lazy, fat, useless child abusing fans.

trailer park queen said...

LOL @ 2:51^^^ GOOD ONE!!

I stopped watching this show a LONG time ago because I couldn't stomach this OCD bitch and the way she treats her kids and demoralizes her husband on national television. She's on one big power trip. I'm callin it now: Those kids are all gonna end up in therapy or rehab (or worse), she has done such a number on them. And does she think she's such a celebrity that she needs a bodyguard?? Don't flatter yourself! I'm waitin for karma to kick in - what goes around comes around Kate!

Anonymous said...

I feel so sorry for these poor children. This woman is horrible. She doesn't care about the children, about her husband, about their relationship, or their family. All she cares about is attention and fame. It's sad.

10doll said...

DebBeck- Did you honestly call Kate a "true beauty & an incredible mom"? Holy cow! Your standards of beauty & mothering aren't very high,huh Deb? You're probably one of those few people that tell Jacko "No I don't think anyone will be able to tell you've had work done". It seems Deb may be "smokin' de pot".