While Jon and Kate are trying to put on a happy face, more info has come out about that "babe" he was caught with. The young woman's name is Deanna Hummel and her brother is spilling the non organic beans. “She’s a nice girl, not a homewrecker,” her brother Jason says. “He is a bad liar. This isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”Oh, and there's more..
At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would “pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He’s a grown man.”
He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”
He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”
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Isn't that cute? Look at Jon checking out her booty in a bikini. I'm sure Deanna's brother didn't have to listen to the sex sounds very long. 30 seconds tops. And then Jon screamed "Noooooo coupon!" I could almost feel sorry for Kate.....but, I don't. She can go suck it. Sounds like Deanna already did.
51 comments:
"maybe-crazy wife"? that was the best phrase for me!
jon probably moans "8 more bank deposits"....
As a guy I can somewhat understand where John is going. He is emasculated by his wife every day, making him feel like less of a man and more of a tool. He gets a chance to feel virile again by abusing his wedding tackle on a younger woman no less. While I don't encourage cheating; that marriage is a sham.
You're right, but, his antics could cost them millions. The whole sham is built on the lie that they are the perfect Christian family.
I like how much time they seem to spend with their kids. *eyeroll*
yeah, when do they visit their kids?? i know parents with 4 kids who rarely have a moment's peace...and when the kids are at school they are cleaning, picking up, running errands...
Oh shit, another day of satisfying Gosselin news. So if Babes' brother spilled the beans, I assume she and Jon are no longer fucking? This is all so juicy.
I have so many questions.
See the top left
http://www.starmagazine.com/
FINALLY the question is asked. Don't see article posted yet though.
It defies logic that Jon could find more than one human female willing to mate w/ his doughy ass.
Sure Kate is an intollerable harpy, but Jon is a pathetic schmuck w/ not quite as much sex appeal as my toejam.
ALSO, why is a 23 year old employed woman still living at home with her parents and ADULT brother. And, given that situation, how much disrespect do you have to have for your family to bring a famous married man into your bedroom and screw him so your whole family hears.
12:19 makes a valid point about how one thing lead to another. We all knew it was going to happen sooner or later, no one can live with such a shrew and not find their breaking point.
But bringing the woman over to their house so she can suntan on the front lawn! Come on what kind of fool is Jon, i thought only teenagers were that stupid to think if i have her here all in the open it won't look bad.
I've never though they were being billed as the perfect Christian family D.D, far from it. But it is going to be the thing that completly rips their family and life (as well as lifestyle) apart. The bulk of their initial popularity & income has come from that community.
LOL that pic scared the hell outta me! Thanks DD :-P
Crap, I forgot to post all my bear stories is it too late?
This woman is hideous beyond words. I wish Kirstie Alley would smother her to death between her butt-cheeks.
"Oh, my wife doesnt understand me. I had kids when I was so young. My wife runs over the top of me all the time." BOO HOO you whiny ass titty babies. If you didnt get to sow your wild oats & you'd really like to know, then get a divorce & then you can fuck around all you want.Married is married is married. I dont give 2 flying flips if a marriage is a sham or not. You stood up with this person, took vows & had kids. All this was willingly. If you're unhappy then divorce.They both are assholes who have 8 little kids that are going to start catching on to what's going on & that's going to be really bad for them. Sit down with your kids & talk to them about what's going on. Not the affair & other bs but acknowledge mommy & daddy are going thru a hard time right now, we're working on it & you all need to know that this has nothing to do with the 8 of you, but mommys & daddys sometimes have to work a little harder & that's what we're gonna do. Simple. Those 2 people don't deserve to have kids at all. EVER! There's never a good reason to cheat! Jon is a slime ball & that emasculating nonsense is shit. Be a freaking man & tell your wife to knock off her "Holy Queen Bitch" act & act like freaking parents! They are so concerned with perfecting their celebrity profile, that they forgot the most important job that God has ever assigned them. BEING PARENTS! Vote them off the island, blow out their tiki torch, tell them they are the weakest link..Goodbye, tell them their tour ends here, anything. They need to go!
Doesn't the perfect Christian family have a perpetually cheating, perpetually repentant husband??
Don't worry, Jon and Kate aren't going to lose any supporters!
Anon 12:38- Jon Gosselin was a piece of shit, but now he's still a piece of shit but he's wrapped in a lot of 100 dollar bills now. The package is still the same, but the wrappings been updated. As far as the girl living at home with her family that's answered easily. He's coming from a home with a domineering wife & he is her lap dog. In the new thing he can be Jon Gosselin, somewhat rich & make her think somewhat powerful & you have the classic setting for many "afternoon delights" if you will. He probably looks pretty good to her with the money & cars.But then again what the hell do I know?
"crabbie said...
This woman is hideous beyond words. I wish Kirstie Alley would smother her to death between her butt-cheeks."
I know Im a bitch but damn it I gotta say I loved that! I needed that chuckle! Thank you Crabbie, it was appreciated.
Anon 1:31- Good question. Does anyone have Jimmy Swaggards or Pat Robertsons phone number? Even Jim Baker will do. (I adored Tammy Faye so Ive got nothing to say on her. RIP)
jon is not cheating on kate!!!! he loves her and they have a good marriage! i am so sick of all your lies!
LOVE LOVE LOVE the big smiles!! Perfect. Can I take this picture for my blog too?? I'll give you credit, of course!
DD, the smiles on those two faces absolutely made my day. That's what I will forever see whenever I am unfortunate enough to run across their pictures anywhere. Genius you.
It would not surprise me if all of this with the young girl was true. I have to say that when I was D's age a guy Jon's age would just have been icky and creepy hanging around.
jon is not cheating on kate!!!! he loves her and they have a good marriage! i am so sick of all your lies!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I cant wait for TLC to pull the plug on that show, shit, even the midgets are more entertaining than these morons.
TVSnark- May I join you in your laugh? HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LOVE THE SMILES SO VERY MUCH!
When you live in a hovel and your unemployed loser husband beats you and the kids daily and he trades off the foodstamps for crack. J&K look pretty good. The Fans are THOSE women. That's why they love the show and see nothing wrong with it.
It is sad to watch these idiots do the self-destruct thing, but it was so predictable. I think the only thing that could have saved this train wreck of a marriage would have been for Jon to MAN UP and gently remove Queen Kate from her pedestal. Since that didn't (couldn't?) happen, he's playing with new friends now. What a pair of God awful people. Beautiful kids at home, wonderful house and land, money in the bank, hair plugs, tummy tucks, free trips to great locations, adoring fans...nothing is enough for these two! Go away now. Hope the kids do well, but I don't hold out much hope.
Anonymous said...
jon is not cheating on kate!!!! he loves her and they have a good marriage! i am so sick of all your lies!
May 6, 2009 1:49:00 PM GST
ROFLMAO
Anon 2:27- 100% correct!
Every time I see a you tube vid, of these book signings. I see a swarm of filthy cows plodding up to kate, some with small kids grabbed tightly around skinny, dirty arms, by a fat fisted, flesh monster they call mommy. They use the kids like bait on a hook so kate will talk to them for an extra second.
Heffers decked out in mismatched polyester, dirty bra straps hanging off flabby shoulders, sagging tits under food stained tank tops. Uni brow marching across their foreheads, missing teeth and crossed eyes. Honest to God it's enough to make you toss your lunch.
Then they get on their, rent-to-own computers in their dirty, rented trailers and start bitching about what a great family the Gosselin's are.
They have no education, no money, some brow beating guy shows up a couple times a week to knock the living shit out of them, they tell the kids to call him daddy. That's the lucky ones. Some of the others have a bunch of kids with no clue who daddy is. They're too fucking fat and ugly to turn tricks so they watch tv and dream of the good life like the Gosselins have. No wonder they think the G's are peachy-keen.
Creepy Brother!
"mismatched polyester, dirty bra straps hanging off flabby shoulders, sagging tits under food stained tank tops. Uni brow marching across their foreheads, missing teeth and crossed eyes. Honest to God it's enough to make you toss your lunch.
Then they get on their, rent-to-own computers in their dirty, rented trailers and start bitching about what a great family the Gosselin's are."
Thats Kate's core audience!!
God, I wish I'd wrote that...
ПОМОЩЬ! МОЕ CUNT НАХОДИТСЯ В ОГНЕ!!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20276898,00.html
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,
,20276898,00.html
im pretty sure next season will be titled jon & kate seperate
The plot thickens
Out this afternoon he's saying he didn't cheat (have sex) and this Deanna Hummel has said her brother is lieing.
Wether he had sex or not, he cheated. What i want to know is how TLC is going to spin this mess.
10doll
GEEZUS! SHUT UP!
I love the smile you gave Kate. The Joker only wishes he looked that evil!
You're monopolizing the board 10doll! with all your posts
just kidding 10 doll your all right. Mrs whiner stop whineing big mouth.
hey NCL we know your here lurking around.
NCL= eagle eyes.
I'm fucking Jon! He has the big weiner! The big Asian weiner! 4 inches of Heaven.
Jon= little asian dick.
Mrs Whiner was it? The right that you have to post your comments, is the same right I also have to post mine. You dont want to read them then scroll right on past them. You may also feel free to BITE ME!Have a good day though.
Okay, I think I might have to start wearing depends if you are going to make anymore Gosselin happy faces. Rofl.
I know, "maybe-crazy wife" made it in print! Finally! I bet that really pissed Kate off the most because she made a comment about people saying she was crazy when she was talking to RR. I wonder if she had a look-see before the Us article came out.
From seeing various fans' pictures such a BM and other rabid ones, Mr. Gray is always in the shot. A LOT of time he is looking at Kate with a soft look or smile. I wonder why that is...I still think it is the perfect cover for Kate to have her own affair.
I bet Jon has fallen behind on his cardboard recycling runs 3x times a week since he's been having an affair.
Let's do a brief recap here:
US Weekly claims Jon is fucking a third grade teacher.(I never doubted it because she knows how to deal with someone with a third grade mentality. All she had to do was lay down and let the third grade mentallity fuck her. Simple right?)
Jon claims it was poor judgement but all innocent fun.(Right asshole, like we all believe you you were giving each other manicures during the sleep over)
Teacher fucking Jon claims it was all innocent fun.( If you're stupid enough to fuck a guy on reality tv with 8 kids, you're stupid enough to say this.)
Brother of teacher, fucking Jon says, YUP, they were fucking and I heard it! I want to help my sister by telling the world about it.( Good going Bro!)
Teacher fucking Jon throws brother under the bus, with claims of dope dealing, probation and grudges. (Notice though, she never said he didn't hear them fucking)
Dope dealing brother of teacher fucking Jon says in response to sister aka, teacher fucking Jon,
So What. I screwed up but I still heard you fucking Jon.(Good going Bro!)
Friends of teacher fucking Jon say, YUP they're fucking each other.(Good going friend!)
Every person in Pa, says, YUP they're fucking.(Good going fine people of Pa.!)
Kate, aka, Stone Pig Bitch who Jon is married to says, YUP they're fucking. Who could have predicted this would happen?(Stupid, Stone Pig Bitch Married to Jon, the whole fucking world saw this was coming!!!Because you treat him like a retarded kid you don't like).
Stupid Stone Pig married to Jon continues to say she is learning from the process and taking it one step at a time. ( Translating Stone Pig's words we come up with, She's fucking her body guard and could care less.)
Stupid Stone Pig Bitch married to Jon states that she is focusing on the kids.( There's a first!! She actually means that she is spinning her Stupid Stone Pig Bitch's wheels and trying to figure out a way to spin this so she can continue to whore out the cash cows and make a few more mil. off of them.)
Stay Tuned for J&K+New Shit of the DAY!!
Awesome recap of the situation!! Well done.
Stupid Stone Pig Bitch that Jon married just got done on the TODAY show and the good news is, she only said ummmmm 27 times in a less than 5 minute interview.
Someone really needs to plug this numb cunt into STOP VERBAL ANNOYANCE classes that will teach her that ummmm is not neccessary to use when ending a sentence or in place of a comma. Simply breath and move on.
She danced around all the questions on infidelity by saying, "Ummmm we are handling it ummmm privately. Ummm you need to ask yourself if what you ummm read in ummmm tabloids is ummm true. Um Peole get paid ummm for talking to ummm tablids ummm and the ummm juicier the ummm story is ummm the more they ummm get paid. Um"
Well thank you Stone Pig Bitch Captain Obvious!!!
She never said a word about loving the husband who is fucking the teacher nor did she say she supported and believed the moron husband fucking the teacher. Unless there was some hidden code I missed in all the ummmmm's.
She plugged her jerk Off maunal for pedophiles, 8 Little Reasons to Cum and said how loved and well cared for they were. How she found this out she never said. I'm thinking a nanny might have slipped her the info between interviews and jerk-off manual signing events.
She closed out her interview with some sage advice to the morons with no fucking functioal brain cells(FANS) who listen to her and delivered a few more meaningful ummmm's and left.
The really good news is the idiot left her ear alone. No sensual fondling of that left earlobe. Maybe the body guard wore it out last night....Does anyone else hope the bodyguard is a serial killer just waiting for a chance??
mrs. whiner said...
10doll
GEEZUS! SHUT UP!
May 6, 2009 7:03:00 PM GST
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mrs. whiner:
Who is this 10doll nut? She is all over the place and half the time doesn't make any sense. Very paranoid. She reminds me of old Wanda in old neighborhood, who would stand in front of her house all day and would ramble on and argue with everybody that went by. This world is full of crazies!!!
Anon 5:26- This 10doll nut? This comes from a coward that cant post a name? Im everywhere because I unlike you I use the same name everywhere. Now that you're all filled in you can feel free to pass up 10doll nut any ole time you please Anon coward.
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