Be nice to your family and smile...even if a day alone is all you really want. I'm giving my mom a cement bird bath I made, which you can see on my garden site. And I'm putting it in the spot where she feed the birds. I'm planting impatients there too. I already transplanted some dying sun exposed Hosta's there and it will be pretty. She'll like it. There's a pic someone had of a toilet with flowers in it. Hardly a new idea..and neither is the Madonna in the half buried bath tub. Honestly! Don't give my Mom any more "landscaping" ideas. I hauled off a ton of that crap. It is not whimsical! It is a shitter in your front yard! I'd better get to work, before she thinks I've forgotten what day it is. Thanks you to my daughter, Casey for the card and phone call. Awwww. I have the greatest daughter in the world, not even kidding.*
Oh, I found a nice card for Mom, finally. I hate that smarmy shit. Nothing makes me puke more than those Hallmark moments. My kid knows that and she always picks something cute or funny. Have a great day, you moms out there. You deserve it.
Oh, I found a nice card for Mom, finally. I hate that smarmy shit. Nothing makes me puke more than those Hallmark moments. My kid knows that and she always picks something cute or funny. Have a great day, you moms out there. You deserve it.
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I don't have a mom. Thanks for basically kicking me in the groin.
Thanks DD, same to you. My two grown but still living-at-home sons *sigh* gave me some flowers and are treating me like royalty.
I'm thinking of you today especially. *hug*
PS crabbie consider yourself hugged too whether you like it or not :)
thank you, more than I got from my grown daughter even though she lives with me and I am the one taking most of the care of my three grandchildren. I feel as punched in the gut as you do crabbie.
Happy Mom's Day DD, I love reading and seeing the pieces of your life you share. I think I love your Mom too!!
Crabbie, after you patch up that groin know that I've sent you a hug too.
Happy Mom's Day to everyone who has ever birthed a person or creative idea. It all counts!
Hugs to all moms, especially you DD, who keeps us entertained while taking care of your mom and cute little Lissa!
I've never understood the toilet or bedpan planted with flowers, either. Gross!
My son and husband gave me beautiful smarmy cards, and my son gave me a Starbucks card. I love Starbucks. But. . . I feel badly that my little teenager is spending his money on this for me when he has to work so hard for it. I love him dearly.
Happy mother's day to everyone. After all, we all came from somewhere, right?
No surprise there, Crabbie. We all know you were hatched, not born.
Oh, and DD-- it's "impatiens". The "impatients" are those of us who are constantly dealing with your f-ups. Stick to skewering the Gosselins.
Hope you had a good day, too DD. Seems like you have some great daughters.
I LOVED the bird bath you made...great idea. You have more guts than I.
I hope all the mothers had a day as beautiful as they are.
Crabbie, do you have someone who was like a mom to you?
Nina, I like what you said about birthing a person or a creative idea...yes!
Btw, Dd, love your garden site. Almost makes me want to garden. Almost.
Happy Mother's Day to you D.D. and to all the mothers out there.
-wtf
So DD isnt the worlds greatest speller, who really gives a rats ass?!! Grow up, 6:26 !!
hapy mutherz day dd! I think yoo spel gud enuf four me! I dont understand why summ wun would try to get there ego needs met by playing teacher to a blogger......sewn-up anus??? That's the only reason I can think of.
Anyway, hope you (all) had a great day - I did!
LOL at "impatients"...some people call them patients, like they're little sick flowers.
Crabbie, you still have a mom, just like I still have a son. We just have to talk to them in a diff way. (Ducking now.)
I hope you all had a good day. Being a parent is the hardest job ever invented.
Ha ha, the plastic flower tag is in the trash and it says impatients. The greenhouse people must be retarded too. Snicker.
RE:May 10, 6:26 p.m.
For the informational edification of the Grand Poobah of FUCKING FLOWERS, it can be spelled either way and be correct!!
Asshole, call a green house or google before you look more like a fucktard than you actually may be!!
I know you treasure your mom very much DD and that is lovely to see. I wish my mom was still with me too, but life goes on.
Happy Mother's Day to you too.
crystal
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