The oddly hot Peter Sarsgaard married that revolting she-beast Maggie Gyllenhaal in Italy over the weekend. Now they've got more vowels than they know what to do with. And jowls. They already have a daughter too, Ramona, who hasn't been seen in public much lately, leading to speculation - by me - that she is simply too ugly to be allowed outside among normal people. Maggie's brother, and Peter's former gay lover, Jake Gyllenhaal was at the wedding with his cackling bridge-troll female Reese Witherspoon. Freak show.
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Peter is hot, nothing odd about it, he was even hot in Boys Dont Cry when he played a he-she hater. Maggie is sorta cute in an old lady looking way and from the few pics of Ramona I've seen, she's a cutie, she looks like her dad :)
This freaked crabbie out. He still thought he had a shot with Maggie.
Aww, Crabbiecakes, are you bitter because you couldn't have Mags for yourself?
bitter much?
the minister said, "I know pronounce you fug and fug"...
I NOW pronouce you fug and fug...
duh...
HAHAHAHA "revolting she-beast"! So right on with that
HELP! MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!!
bastard whore---queef and put the fire out...
Congratulations, Maggie! He loves you no matter how ugly you are! Yay!
Seriously, she nearly ruined the Batman movie for me! She's so ugly I could NEVER imagine two powerful, handsome men fighting over her! Then she got deaded, so I felt better.
Sorry, DD, but I LIKE that cackling bridge troll, at least as an actress.
true she was miscast in BATMAN
she has her own uniqueness see SECRETARY movie but she was not right for Batman
Miss Tia, the minister will say the same thing to you if you ever find someone retarded enough to become your spouse.
IM SORRY FOR SAYING SUCH VILE THINGS ON HERE, ITS JUST THAT IVE BEEN SO BORED SINCE I GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL AND I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN IRRITATE PEOPLE WITH RIDICULOUS COMMENTS. PLEASE ACCEPT MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES!!!!!!
wouldn't get married! so THERE you apparent god or goddess...cuz you are obviously perfect!
hahahahahahaha
Nope, I'm not perfect but I'm not one of the people on here making fun of people's appearances either. I dish about celebs lives, etc., I dont think I'm so hot that I can talk about other people's looks, but you obviously do and trust it when I say, you have zero room to talk about anyone.
HELP!! MY CUNT IS STILL ON FIRE!!
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