Has yore man done strayed from the trailer court? Don't be lettin' him sniff around no more! Git you a Mr. Gray. Mr. Gray tells me ever day how purdysome I am, he don't even see my stratch marks. Mr. Gray says they's like shinin' tatty beacons from all them babies I had. He don't even mind 8 kids what aint his own! Yep, 8 babies...only 6 of 'em ah-twonce though. Not like that OctoMom. I hate her like a fever. Her hooterus is all stratched out. My hooterus is beautious. Mr. Gray says so. Git you a Mr. Gray. I'm a tellin' you! And some of them Loretty Lynn records. And don't you never give up the deed to your trailer house no matter what fancy talk that husband of your has. Ya gots to be smart in the noggin' about these here things. Look out fer my next book. It's gone be a doozie. I think I'm gone be a marriage councilor. I done got that motherhoodish thing down pert near anyhow. See ya at Barns and Noble! Brang yer credit cards.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
How to pay yer cheatin', lyin', no good husband back
Has yore man done strayed from the trailer court? Don't be lettin' him sniff around no more! Git you a Mr. Gray. Mr. Gray tells me ever day how purdysome I am, he don't even see my stratch marks. Mr. Gray says they's like shinin' tatty beacons from all them babies I had. He don't even mind 8 kids what aint his own! Yep, 8 babies...only 6 of 'em ah-twonce though. Not like that OctoMom. I hate her like a fever. Her hooterus is all stratched out. My hooterus is beautious. Mr. Gray says so. Git you a Mr. Gray. I'm a tellin' you! And some of them Loretty Lynn records. And don't you never give up the deed to your trailer house no matter what fancy talk that husband of your has. Ya gots to be smart in the noggin' about these here things. Look out fer my next book. It's gone be a doozie. I think I'm gone be a marriage councilor. I done got that motherhoodish thing down pert near anyhow. See ya at Barns and Noble! Brang yer credit cards.
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She kind of looks nice in that picture...
By 'nice' I don't mean personality wise. I mean appearance.
See, now I just have to click on your pics to see what you've named them. I laughed so loudly at this one that I'm afraid I woke up my whole family...
The only thing missing from the pic is a tattoo of a heart or a butterfly on her chest.
LOVE the name of the pic Disher :) :) very funny!!
BB
She needs boob tats, a cigarette and beer.
Okay here's my thought. She did this whole sexy picture, poor me thing for people BEFORE she knew about Kevin and Jodi. I wonder when she found out about Kevin and Jodi? I also wonder where Jon is living now? Something tells me she won't allow him to live anywhere near her, not even above the garage. I hope someone steps in and enacts a trust for the kids, because I have a feeling attorneys are going to get most of their money. Even though she doesn't want her children full time, no way in Hell will she let Jon have them. She's a Cunt of epic proportions.
lmao shelly at your last line. don't hold back now :-)
Her words will be; "Now I know how Jennifer Anniston felt when Brad left her for Angelina!".
Suwewy you'we not making fun of southewnews wif youw accent. Not aww peopwe who wive in twaiwews awe twash as I've seen mentioned on sevewaw occasions. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Awe you fwom the gweat states of the nowth? Ow pewhaps you think you'we a step above peopwe who awe not as fowtunate as you. I just stopped in to teww you that you awe insuwting a wawge pawt of the popuwation and I don't appweciate it...Youws twuwy, Ewmew Fudd
Mayhaps, I done learned it frum wharest I come? Ever think of that before you poontificated there?
Wow, her eye is wonkier than I thought!
love the raggedy kate dirtydisher great work
ah hadn't thunk of thet, DD. ah acshully thunk yo' did a fine job wif th' dialeck (doesn't knows if trailer trash will unnerstan' thet wo'd). Jest yankin' yer chain a li'l--in fine hoomah.
Ya, I figured. I didn't know Kate was raised in a trailer court. I found that out AFTER I put this on. I used to wish we lived in a nice trailer court when I was a kid. So, that's no excuse for her behavior.
I didn't wonk her eyes. She's wonky on her own.
Hey, DD,
Compared to where I lived, a trailer park would have been upscale to me. LOL
Me too, Coyote.
I suddenly want to drink her milk and lay rolled up between her legs. Hmm
DD, the picture is too cute!
Kate, Kate, Kate...even when you try to be pretty you can't resist that GODDAMN SMIRK!!
I am in absolute AWE of her ego. She handles the problems at home by spending even MORE time away, and by putting the whole blame on Jon. She still cannot seem to understand that her behavior has driven a huge wedge between them. I'm so sad for their kids.
Ya'lls jis jellus.
Nice photoshop
I thought she looked really pretty in the picture. Too bad her insides dont match her outsides.
She looks like she's had a stroke on the right side of her face. Her right eye is all buggy and she only smiles with one side of her mouth...
Oops I meant her left eye is all buggy
Shelly, as soon as they start duking it out as to who gets the kids, Kate will back off fast! Those fights where lawyers are involved, cost LOTS of money! You know her kids aren't worth losing all her money for! She's a 'ho!
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