Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Is That A Bump?

Brad and Angie are doing their Brad and Angie thing at Cannes, where Brad's new movie Inglourious Basterds (yes, that's how it's spelled, so shut the fuck up) is playing in competition. This is honestly the first picture I've seen of them together in weeks. Maybe they decided they needed some time apart. Maybe Angie figured Brad would be happier if she let him take his dick out for a little fun. It was really missing George Clooney's asshole. Yeah, that looks like a bit of a bump. But she can't possibly be pregnant again.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

The red lipstick could not be more appropriate for this blood-sucking cunt. But the color of the dress is unbecoming.

Kate said...

Yuck. She looks like she's literally "clutching" him. Dramatic pose much, Angie?

MaryL said...

That was me @ 6:40. ;)

Kate said...

Brad was on the Today Show this morning wearing a fucking ascot. I am praying it was for a reason and he didn't do that on purpose.

Anonymous said...

You never know, she could be preggers again - have read in multiple places they wanted 7 children and something tells me what Angie wants, Angie gets. However, come to think of it, I am sure there is a poverty-stricken country somewhere she has yet to add a child to her collection from and I'm betting she doesn't want her biological children to outnumber the ones she "saved." Sorry, just thinking out loud....

Fidel Castro said...

They are cool. You are not. That color is pretty. You are not. They are rich. You are not.

Anonymous said...

That red lipstick is a highly unflattering colour for most women. Very few can pull it off. So are the rest of 'em blind or just zombie fashion slaves or what?

On Angie, the colour just washes out her face, her dress and makes her look like Cruella de Ville.

Anonymous said...

Observer, how in the fuck do you know anything about anyone commenting here? I have a fabulously charmed life, thank you very much!

Anonymous said...

Love the dress!

FYI in a recent poll of men...they like red lipstick the best. Light pink the least.

But the above anon is right...very few women can wear red lipstick well. They are usually gorgeous to begin with.

Anonymous said...

clown makeup, haggered face, bad skin, legs looking disgusting - Angie is not aging gracefully.

Anonymous said...

Wow! If you look close you can tell he is not even touching her back hmmmmmmmm.............

Anonymous said...

Jeebus DD, if you'd had 4,285 kids, you'd have a bump too!

Anonymous said...

Most women have a little pouch after having a few babies, I dont think she looks preggers but you never know.

trailer park queen said...

She's so emaciated and anorexic looking, if she drank a glass of water she'd look pregnant! Does this woman ever eat?

Anonymous said...

Jeebus ANON 9:48, DD did write this you idiot!

Anonymous said...

CRIPES Anon 11:48, did you mean DIDN'T?!?!?!


LOL

Anonymous said...

SHAT!! I meant anon 11:34!

Eric in San Diego said...

Let me just apologize up front...SORRY! I know I should not offer any support for these horrible people. That being said...

I still think they are one of the most attractive couples in Hollyweird. Both of them would have been right at home in the glamour years of motion pictures.

MaryL said...

Eric - Sorry, dude. Can't agree that Pitt rivals Clark Gable, Gary Cooper or Cary Grant. I mean talk about glamour! Those men invented the word!

Eric in San Diego said...

Mary...I don't recall saying that he would rival anyone, just that he would be right at home in that era. There were lots of other actors who took supporting roles to the superstars of the day, just like now. I just think that the two of them could pull off the look, the style, and the manner of the day.

pissymood said...

u haven't seen them lately b/c they've been reproducing.

Anonymous said...

There's nothing glamorous about this world class whore and her little but boy. They don't have the looks, class or style to pull off real glamour. No matter what the whore wears she looks cheap. Her body is a rack of bones with pale skin full of the most nasty tatoos.

Anonymous said...

Oh, excuse me, 11:34:00 - it must really suck to have such a pathetic, meaningless life that you spend your time on blog comment pages "correcting" other peoples' mistakes.

Loser.

Anonymous said...

Observer is an idiot just like the holie pitts

10doll said...

Well, I think Brad Pitt's a very good looking man & I think Angelina Jolie is very beautiful. Im not a fan of theirs & I do think she's her biggest fan as well as a bitch & Brad Pitt is her lap dog. With that being said Gable, Cooper & Grant are indeed dead,so I gotta go with Brad Pitt being more attractive at this point.

Anonymous said...

Again I'm with Eric.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

The first time I remember seeing Brad Pitt was in "Legends of the Fall". Great picture. Great acting by all.

Anonymous said...

Eliza agreeing with Eric, wow. That's a given like the sun rises in the east, Angelina is a whore, Brad is an idiot and they are marginal actors who will pimp and prostitute every aspect of their lives for publicity.