Star Magazine claims that Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz, not satisfied with being the hottest unmarried couple on earth, have gone and gotten themselves engaged. "Penelope has been itching to get married for months, but he hasn’t," a source said. "She finally told him 'Marry me or I’m leaving!'" And then she threatened to kill herself. No, that was Vicky Cristina Barcelona, aka The Best Woody Allen Movie Since Woody Started Really Sucking. Or maybe she did threaten to kill herself, I don't know. She seems crazy enough.
I wonder if they take turns sticking their Oscars in each other's orifices. They have to send them in every couple of months to get polished, probably.
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Awesome couple, very hot.
That WAS a great movie..and they are a hot couple.
Hottttt as hell. Both of them just ooze sex from every pore. You gotta catch him in "Love in the time of Cholera". He's a sex addict of sorts in that. hahaha...it's pretty damn good!
He never disappoints. Her, I am not so sure. I don't pay any attention to her. I'm not a guy or I suppose I would. I'll take Javier!
Can you imagine what their nights are like? Dayumm! Sweaty & spicy!
I must really be outta the loop or they stay private.'Cuz I didn't know they are together. They are great.
I've never understood the appeal of Penelope Cruz. And look at 2 of her long term relationships, how different they were, Tom C and Matthew M, don't get it at all.
Yes, they are scorching hot, but VCB sucked! Woody Allen's last decent movie was Crimes and Misdemeanors.
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