Friday, May 8, 2009

Kate's life is private..LMAO

Kate on the Today Show: “I’m very hesitant to believe any of it. It goes with the territory. We’re dealing with it privately. There are those things we keep to ourselves, and we’re working through it together.”
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Nothing in your life is private, Kate. Nothing. You're looking a bit haggard, maybe you should go home and nap. Wait, there are kids at home. Ick. Avoid that at all cost. Stay in your fancy hotel room and rewrite the bible. There's a projek!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

This wonan is a complete hypocrite. She wants to keep her private life private, yet she goes on numerous talk shows to talk about it. The only thing she keeps private is her bank acount, botox injections and her boob job.

This child exploiting piece of white trash needs to go back home and be a fucking mother for once in her pathetic life.

Eric in San Diego said...

In my humble opinion, Queen Kate is much better at being the "family spokes-model" and designated "celebrity" than she ever was or will be a mom. Can someone please 'splain to me what type of hair style that is? Why does she insist on keeping that raccoon's nest on her head??

Dirty Disher said...

Eric! I've seen Raccoon's nests, they're quite tidy actually. Heh heh.

Anonymous said...

Hate her, just hate her. Oh, yeah, she's a "glass half full" type of person. That's why she sucks the very air and any possible pleasure out of the room she enters.

I kind of like Jon and I think he would be a good parent if kate were to disappear. Maybe Kate and BM can go off together somewhere remote and be co-celebrities.

go away said...

Kate's attire and demeanor reminds me of Princess Diana when she gave the infamous interview to Panorama. Dark clothes, out of character makeup.

Anonymous said...

I think Eric hit the nail on the head when he said that she is probably much better at being the spokesperson/model than she ever could be, a mom. I think that's the big problem. She wanted these kids, but once she got them, she realized (subconsiously, at first, maybe) that she really didn't like them, and can't wait for them to grow up and go away. What's sadder than this whole mess, is that once they go, she will miss them, and still not be happy. Sad for everyone, really, as she doesn't know how to parent, is continuously irritable and stressed because she has made her own bed, and especially the kids, but her husband, too, suffer for what she has done.

Anonymous said...

Kate said her glass is half full. It's a shame she forgot to mention it's half filled with toxic waste.
She always chooses happiness. Happiness for her, is demeaning her husband and exploiting her children.

Anonymous said...

Definitely had a boob job. One of the blogs showed a picture of her with smaller boobs when she was fatter (normal size, in other words) and now bigger boobs when she's skinny. Anatomy/physiology doesn't work that way, skank head.

Anonymous said...

Interesting how fame has bitten Kate the Fame Whore in the ass.

This is what you wanted Kate. I have a feeing this is just the beginning. Karma is a bitch isn't it Kate.

Shelly said...

I hope this crap dies down soon. I'm having a hard time getting work done. I brain farted a dentist appointment on Wednesday, I'm behind on my work, MY life is falling apart because of the Gosselins! I'm reading, DVRing, critiquing. My family is eating out of the litter box, my kid went outside yesterday in shorts, toe-sock and flip flops and I didn't stop her...I can't tear myself away.. HELP!

go away said...

Shelly

ROFLMAO

I thought I was the only one.
Maybe we should form a KON support group. A 12 step program. Any suggestions?

tvsnarkiepants said...

Shelly, I can totally RELATE!!

Doesn't it suck? I'm going to detox this weekend.

gardenhoe said...

LOL Shelly. I HAVE to get over to Moons because you know she has it all, but, damn, I'm busy. The Gosselins will not rule my life. Repeat that 100 times. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

I want to shave her fucking head. That haircut makes me wanna slap the shit out of her. I couldnt' despise her anymore if you paid me. I hope Jon is cheating on her, with many women. Good! Kate is "Super-Bitch" she deserves what she gets. She signed up for the circus.

Blondie said...

LoL Anon..I feel the very same way. The only thing more infuriating than Kate are the idiots who think she is a queen. Hell bells HOW can they watch her and listen to her crap and still want to grovel at her feet and give her money and gifts. Dumb asses.

Shelly said...

It's not the even the stories it's the fucking comment sections!
I had give up GWOP, their shit is BLOWN up, like 700 comments! I check every link, savor every dig about her hair, Jon's tiny dick, etc..
I did however stop watching the show and TLC altogether about a month ago. I do love my TreeMan Dede, and the half ton teen, but this shit is YEARS old. Thanks for understanding peeps, I'm gonna go fix my kid a bowl of turd and settle in for my Jane Velez Mitchel and Nancy Grace nightly date.

Anonymous said...

"This is what you wanted Kate. I have a feeing this is just the beginning. Karma is a bitch isn't it Kate."
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Actually Travis, I think she's quite loving it! She's the center of attention, and it feeds into her NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder) very well! Besides, getting to play the scorned wifey gives her the chance to shop a new show, just for HER!

Anonymous said...

Shelly,
You have just given me the best laugh of the day.LOL
Kate looks about 10 years older than she is. Her haircut looks like her hair dresser is on crack and can't decide wheither he wants to give her a blunt bob or a layered mess.
Her attitue sucks and the ummm-ing when she talks is making me ill.
She is a rotten mother and a worse wife. Her clothes are boring and her shoes can give you bad dreams.
Her Christianity is a marketable ploy and God doesn't send her anything but tabloid reportes trying to uncover all their lies.
Beyond that the bitch is okay.

shmedelle said...

Yaeh, and please learn how to paint those brows on.

Anonymous said...

That photo screams "Mommy dearest"! Jon is better off living with the dogs and the kids with not nanny. Hit the road Katie and don't look back you are NOT missed.

Anonymous said...

I think she went a little heavy on the eyebrow pencil

Laura said...

Kate is a total nutfuck!

She probably dropped some large coin to enhance her appearance but she forgot one small thing - her EYEBROWS! That is one of the simplest and effective facial/eye improvements a woman can do.

Anonymous said...

Did Stevie Wonder cut her fucking hair?? Jeez - she looks like a bull dyke from 1985!