Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Look at the caption

You call this FAT? Jessica Simpson. No. I call that photo shopping. There is no reason why anyone would pose you against a blue background in a white dress unless they were planning to photo shop you and make it easy on themselves. WTF is she doing on the cover of Vanity Fair? I used to like that magazine and now they've gone to hell in a hand basket. Jessica Simpson has nothing to say besides "I aint fat" and "I smell my own farts" and "I love Tony!" Fuckthefuckoff.

10 comments:

crabbie said...

Seems like once the mainstream media seize on you, you're considered a big deal even after regular folks stop giving a damn about you. Is there anything more clueless than a magazine editor?

Anonymous said...

Shes chunky but I dig chics with a lil meat !

Anonymous said...

Nobody is even calling her fat anymore! Even the tabloids aren't interested in the subject anymore. She got two or three tabloid covers about being "fat" and then they moved on. She is dragging it up again because she wants attention.

Anonymous said...

look at the width of her shoulders and then the width of her hips...do they think we are stupid??

Anonymous said...

Oh come on! That's a picture! it doesn't lie! How could we all have been so stupid as to call her fat EVER? What's wrong with us? Also, starlets who are 5'6" and weigh 90lbs aren't anorexic because THEY SAY SO. And now I shall flap my arms and fly to the moon.

prostituée de bâtard said...

AIDEZ-MOI! MA MOULE EST SUR LE FEU!!

Bastardhure said...

HELFEN SIE MIR! MEINE MOESE IST AUF DEM FEUER!!

Unknown said...

Here, have a dong and a bucket of ice water bastard whore.

Anonymous said...

that is a gorgeous picture. It makes you think she has suddenly lost all the weight she's gained. But no way!!! We don't care about her anymore & it's gotta be killing her. She will get skinny if Tony proposes. Nobody wants to be fat bride. But if she stays fat he probably won't ever propose. So, she needs to actually do it and stop being photoshopped. She looks good when she tries, she's not that far gone for crissakes. Why doesn't she just do it? No more than 20 pounds loss would be vast improvement. I don't understand that. Letting yourself go when your livlihood is your looks. WTH is that about?

Dirty Disher said...

Batard Whore is taking French lessons! I'm so proud of you, hon!