Fat Miley Cyrus is reportedly being considered for the Lori Singer role in the remake of Footloose, which will star Chase Crawford as Kevin Bacon. Anyone who remembers Singer in that role knows this is horrible casting. Singer was so skinny she looked like a death-camp victim; Miley, on the other hand, is a fucking moose with an ass so gigantic the state patrol has to clear the highway ahead of her. Why does this fat cow think anyone wants to see her in Footloose? I'd rather see Meghan McCain. Or Kirstie Alley. Or a hippo. All are slimmer than Miley, who must spend all her free time shoving Jesus-shaped Cheetos down her gigantic bucktoothed mouth.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Maybe They'll Call It Fatloose
Fat Miley Cyrus is reportedly being considered for the Lori Singer role in the remake of Footloose, which will star Chase Crawford as Kevin Bacon. Anyone who remembers Singer in that role knows this is horrible casting. Singer was so skinny she looked like a death-camp victim; Miley, on the other hand, is a fucking moose with an ass so gigantic the state patrol has to clear the highway ahead of her. Why does this fat cow think anyone wants to see her in Footloose? I'd rather see Meghan McCain. Or Kirstie Alley. Or a hippo. All are slimmer than Miley, who must spend all her free time shoving Jesus-shaped Cheetos down her gigantic bucktoothed mouth.
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR the post just pissed me off Miley is FAR from FAT fine don't like her for her abilities but FAT NO there is way to many problems with kids and being anorexic or bulimic or other issues because of what people think others should look like for fuck sake if you can't fit into a size negative 4 you're fat bullshit...sorry PB I know you didn't post this but it just pisses me off to hammer a child about weight.
Connie Story aka Swamp
I completely agree with Swamp. I can't stand Miley but these comments aren't isn't cool at all.
crabbie you old bumbandit, you aren't even trying anymore. Everyone, just ignore him.
LMAO! Oh, playing to Miley's attention whoring. "I aint fat!" Does anyone ever remember anyone calling the kid fat? No. See? That's why crabbie's funny.
Oh, hey, someone remembered PB. That's PsychoBitch, y'all.
Gawd, can you not understand Crabbies snarkiness? he's a bitch, he knows it, he loves it. End of story. I'm glad he posts here now. Keeps me from having to go click to his site. (I know thats gone, just sayin')
Morons. If we all start saying she's fat, maybe she'll come to believe it and go on the Taste-it-Twice diet until she disappears. Come on, play along for chrissakes!
He's got it right with the bucktoothed mouth comment, bitch has some chicklets goin on
I'm with Swampy..totally.
This kind of stupid behaviour is what makes children..children adopt eating disorders. Surely Crabby hasn't watched any family members die from an eating disorder. I used to work with children with eating disorders..and until you are holding the hand of a 9 year old girl in the hospital with her parents there and watch while she dies..then he shouldn't open his stupid mouth.
Eliza
Using the rationale posted here then Barbie is also responsible for eating disorders and breast augmentation. Get real. People with mental issues are responsible for their anorexia or bulimia or whatever. So sick of people blaming others for their own fucked up shit.
Take some accountability for your life for fuck sake and stop pointing fingers at the media and some snarky comment on a blog site.
Anon aka Jeff Anderson
Jamie Foxx, is that you????
I bet she is a republican. Rich and oh so Crabbie fat. Fuck her. Lets put Rosie in the movie!
Didn't Miley start the whole "Miley is fat" thing herself, by joking about how fat her thighs were? That's what I've heard. And then when people agreed suddenly she got her feelings hurt.
I don't think she is fat, but I do think she is a moron, and she probably loves the attention she is getting for being called fat.
I think she's a cutie. My 9 year old loves the show & with all the other choices for her to pick from,Im ok with Miley Cyrus. Everybody goes thru weird teenage body probs,Miley's no exception to that rule.
Dear Eliza,
All you post is whiny crap bitching about the general snarkiness of the board. If your panties are so bunchy don't read it!
Eliza is the big goody 2shoes on here, she has to add her goody-goody 2 cents worth of shit to everything. So annoying.
Miley didn't call herself fat she blogged about being called fat, big difference.
Sorry i just don't agree with the majority of you that if you stand behind the bullshit sheild of humor & being faceless online that anything goes, boundaries and common decency don't matter. It's a pathetic copout.
I agree with Connie & Eliza going after minors for anyreason isn't right no matter how you twist it to justify yourselves.
You've got MILLIONS of people doing things like living off of slushy water, diet pop, soda crackers & the odd frozen berry one at a time all because this society can't force women to be skinny enough. It screws with their heads and their health.
Mileys what a size 4 or 5 maybe, if that. She's skinny.
Grab some common sense and accountability.
Um, I think the joke here is that Miley called herself fat so she could speak out about being called fat. Other than that I agree with Jeff Anderson up there. This is HUMOUR, it's FUNNY - if you don't think so then read a different blog. This isn't the place for all that PC BS.
She's not fat...she's still a kid.
It's not Politically Correct bullshit it's called common sense and yes accountability. Like to see how humorous it is when it's all focused on you.
I find her very annoying and I personally don't like her music or her TV show, but she is FAR from fat.
8:57 - kids can be fat too, haven't you ever seen Maury Povich ?!
"Using the rationale posted here then Barbie is also responsible for eating disorders and breast augmentation. Get real. People with mental issues are responsible for their anorexia or bulimia or whatever. So sick of people blaming others for their own fucked up shit.
Take some accountability for your life for fuck sake and stop pointing fingers at the media and some snarky comment on a blog site."
Just to let you know there are other things besides "mental issues" that can cause people to have eating disorders. I have a friend that was anorexic because her step-father physically abused her. Until you can honestly say that someone you know has/had a eating disorder caused by just a mental issue than you need to keep your moth shut.
For the rest of you that think that Miley is fat you need to research about the effects saying something like that can do to a teenager.
Hey Kris, guess what? Noone cares about your dumb attention seeking friend.
Annoying yes. Fat, no.
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