Saturday, May 9, 2009

Men are such delicate creatures

TMZ reports that Sacha Baron Cohen bleached his no no hole for a movie role and had an allergic reaction which caused him not to be able to sit down for days. It was so bad he had to seek help from a doctor. Geez, what kind of movie role would you need to bleach your butt for? Let me know when you push out a 9 pound baby and have two episiotomies and still rip down to the back door and they have to sew all that back together. Then I'll feel sorry for you, but, not when you're bleaching your butthole.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is all the rage in LA and they even have special salons just for that.

NellyBoy said...

Oh please, it's not like this is new for God's sake.
You can get the cream from almost any drug store. It's the same stuff you use to lighten skin anywhere else on your body, such as liver spots.
I find it repulsive if someone knowingly shows their butt or butt hole unless it looks nice.
Jesus, you use stuff on the rest of your body, why is this so different?
If you're gonna use it, it best be as pretty as possible people!

Air kisses cuz I love Chocolate Starfish

NellyBoy

Anonymous said...

Chocolate starfish??? I've heard it called the brown star, but that's a new one.

Anonymous said...

I don't need or care to see anyone's butthole or chocolate starfish, for the name of art or stardom. I see them so little, will I even know if it HAS been bleached or "prettied up"? Who cares?! God, people worry about petty things. Take that $300 (or whatever it takes to bleach your asshole), and feed some worthy kids instead?!
MRBS

Anonymous said...

LMFAO DD... you are a funny gal.

Anonymous said...

ive heard of having asshole hair waxed or elecrolyed right out (common gay practice apparently)but bleached? pubes, yeah but not the ol poop shoot hole.

Anonymous said...

I wasnt even aware that people actually had hair in their butthole, buttcrack, yes, but not in the actual hole! Thats pretty fucking gross and its even nastier to stick bleach cream in there!

NellyBoy said...

JESUS!
Why would want to have something not be as nice as possible?
It's a food group!
Who doesn't like to do push ups in a nice ass with their tongue?

Air kisses cuz rim jobs are yummy,

NellyBoy