Monday, May 18, 2009

Nick Cannon's job

Inspecting Mariah's fat ass for shit stains.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

But ...but..isn't she a size zero?

Dirty Disher said...

Yep. I hate her. I just hate her.

Anonymous said...

She is one hot mess.
He must be exhausted catering to her ego and every whim.
Sprite

crabbie said...

She is a shit stain.

MaryL said...

So he's her bitch, right?

Anonymous said...

He's too little for her.

Anonymous said...

How do we know he doesn't like doing this crap for her? There are worse things in life I suppose.

Anonymous said...

Sprite, that's exactly what I thought. I can't imagine how draining it must be to spend all day nursing her huge ego. I'm sure he carries her shopping bags, holds umbrellas over her head in the rain, lets her decorate the whole house with Hello Kitty shit and pretends he loves it, and has to tell her, "No, honey, you're not fat!" 1000 times a day. Fuuuuuunnnn.