In Touch Weekly claims Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have gotten back together. Their proof? Brad is wearing a necklace Jennifer gave him. Ironclad.
Trust me, when and if Brad and Jen do get back together, we won't need tabloids to tell us. On that day, the tidal wave coming from Jennifer's vagina will be so powerful it will wipe out half of Malaysia. We won't have to guess what's up.
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It should make an interesting change for Brad to make love to an actual functioning vagina rather than having to navigate his way passed the wasteland of dead mongeese and vials of James Haven’s haemoglobin that are currently ensconced within Angelina's toxic hell-mouth of a twat.
Oh Concepta, I'm sorry to hear you're unemployed. You're very witty, I always enjoy your posts.
Jen wishes they were back together! I'm betting that's exactly what she's holding out for!
LOL
I love crabbie.
Crabbie, that doesn't make sense. Have you been a-learnin' from dlisted?
Why do I want them back together??
I want to see Brad publicly say he "made a mistake."
It won't happen but I'd like to see it.
thats all the tabloids want. for couples to divorce and then get back together. they try it on all the time. i read somewhere that jen is a lesbian and brad wasn't getting it and thats why he fell into ange's vagina. he was starved for it. i kinda like the idea of jen being lesbian she could have it off with lohan. then we could enjoy some really juicy news tabloid-land news.
Thanks cupcake!
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I think she should not take him back.
HAve you seen Brad Pitt´s bloopers? Cute!
http://hahaha-havealaugh.blogspot.com/search/label/Bloopers%20Brad%20Pitt
His mom loves Jen. Thats one thing in her favor. Which means his mom is probably not too fond of AJ. He & Jen have supposedly stayed on good terms, with Jen even sending congratulatory baby gifts. If thats true, it's because they both wanted something from the other. If it's friendship then I call BS on that. NOBODY wants to be buddies with their adulterous ex. So, her willingness to remain in contact with him, even after he became a father 6 times, shows her unwillingness to leave th past behind and only cling to hopes of a future together. He must have gave her some hope on occasion. I think there is truth to all the gossip, but lots of BS too. They can never go back together. AJ wouldn't allow that. Even if she & Brad split, no way is right. Jen will not be permitted to have Brad back, EVER! I think Brad probably would like a quiet life again with an almost normal woman. But it aint' gonna happen, not with Jen, not with anybody.
These mags are so ridiculous.
I was just in line @ the grocery store and saw the mag. Those aren't even the same pendants. One is round, one is octagonal with a border. geez.
P.S. Jen & Brad + 6
Brad is chained to Angie and all those kids until the day he dies. It does not matter what Brad wants (if its true) or that Jen wants Brad back (which is probably true) the fact is Brad's life is over and his whole goal in life now is to be Angies baby maker and boy toy.
well techinally, only 3 of the kids are his - biologically speaking of course .. he only adopted Pax I thought? I didnt think he adopted the other 2 kids.
Hi there!
Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie share parental rights to six children. There have been three mutual adoptions and three actual DNA-matched children.
Jennifer Aniston is a successful actress who used to be married to Brad Pitt. They are no longer married: Their divorce was finalized in 2005. The current year is 2009.
That is the story up to this date. The end.
Sorry there Brad, but you're now chained to that crazy bitch! Oh Jens looking pretty good now, huh? Too bad! Like the "soup nazi" would say "NO JEN FOR YOU"!
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