Saturday, May 2, 2009

ParAss to design childrens clothes

ParAss twittered..“Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”
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Whew, I was getting worried that I'd never find the right kind of children's outfits. Finally a celebrity who understand what children want. They want tiny corsets, shiny plastic thigh high boots, g-strings, fish nets and crotchless leggings. Don't you hate it when your toddler comes home from pre-school and all the other kids have made her cry because she's the only one without sequined nipple tassels? I sure do. Thank you, ParAsshole.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who in their right mind poses for pics on the toilet, public & in bare feet noless. Gross gross gross.

ihateeveryone said...

ugg, shes touching the toilet seat- think she washed her hands afterwards? I don't think so either, what a pig.

Anonymous said...

geez DD, could you have warned us about that photo? It's disgusting. I could have done without seeing it.

Shelly said...

Why are you all so offended by this picture? At least she consented to it. Now the Gosselin children have been filmed pissing, shitting, topless, bottomless, in all stages of undress and bodily waste relief. Where's the outrage for these minor children?

RIGHT HERE!!
KATE GOSSELIN IS A PIMP!
p.s. Paris is a filthy pig, but at least she's a legal adult.
I have to go on a Gosselin rant at least once a day, thank you all for your time.
Shelly.

bastard whore said...

HELP! MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!!

notafan said...

GET OVER THE GOSSELIN'S!!! Noone fuckin cares!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I just don't get it. There are lots of sites/blogs that I don't like - guess what?? - I just don't visit them. I find it funny that people who claim they are "not a fan" of DD's are always trolling around, and taking the time to comment even. What's up with that - maybe they dream of having their own blog, but are too busy sitting at the computers, in their parents basements, pulling on their own fun-sticks??? Fuck, get a life.

Anonymous said...

Is that her bareass cooter or flesh colored undies? Cant tell from the pic. That is so gross, posing on the shitter nd a public one at that!

Anonymous said...

"anon" @ 10:07- Dish is entirely capable of defending her own blog. I promise. You're not funny, you're not interesting and God knows, you're certainly not original. Clearly you're either desperate for attention or.... desperate for attention-- but the woman needs a fucknoodle like you to act as her personal blog bouncer like she needs a third tit, so shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

To Anon @ 12:36 - Make me shut the fuck up, you fermenting vial of Dina Lohan's pea-green cunt juice.

Anonymous said...

anon 12:36...your mom is calling, get upstairs and outside - it's too nice to play on your computer all day!!

see...not trying to be funny, not needing to be interesting and have no need for attention...just posting a comment - that is what this section is, correct?

your inappropriate anger is indicitive of deeper issues maybe? (and see, I didn't even need to use the word "fucknoodle" to look funny in my comment)

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ a third tit!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she will have an accessory line of purses...the "Snatchel"

Anonymous said...

These comments are far more entertaining than DD's post! I was lovin' it. Why did you guys stop? Bitches!

Anonymous said...

i have a third tittie too, i have to have my bras specially made, the fuckers are $60 a piece.