At last! The perfect black bikini! That's what Hurley paid Bar Refaeli to say. She claims she's never had a black bikini that fit perfectly and she takes it everywhere. Apparently, this is a wardrobe staple. Umm, okay. Any woman can look at that photo and know that bottom wouldn't fit right. It hits her right below the stomach and right above the pube area..never a good idea. And the strings? You'd be pulling at this thing all day trying to get it an inch higher and keep the strings tied...even if you were built like Bar. Advertisers think we're stupid. I resent that, don't you?
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No. I'm a Jew like her and panties and swimsuits and such never fit my butt right. I wore cotton thongs for years to solve this problem until I found a brand of panties I really liked.
My C-section scar would show in that shit, no way!! Well that, and the fact I'm about 40 pounds overweight, and really out of shape, and don't groom my "personal pelt" for public viewing anymore..
Okay, fuck it, I'm 43 and lazy.
Don't judge.
Walk a mile in my pubes.
Ha.
IMO that bikini is not very flattering on her and she's a model!
Well I can't stand her! That's depressing for me. I'm gonna go eat some cookie dough, now. Can someone please force feed some lard to that hefer!
I know we have become lazy, sedentary and unmotivated as a whole when it comes to exercise. Please don't give up. At least find some range of motion exercises to lube your joints and keep them from freezing up. Joints need daily lubrication to get synovial fluid and stay healthy. Z-health, Scott Sonnon, or John Ducane (you tube it)--you won't break a sweat; but you will also live pain free until you get rid of the extra weight.
Stay away from sodas, refined sugar, and preservative laden foods.
I had the very same thoughts you had when I looked at that bikini bottom. I'd spend all day tugging at those sides and probably have to sew the ribbons closed so they didn't untie each time I tugged. The top is cute.
HELP! MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!!
Shelly, I love you!
It's truly amazing how Photoshop can turn a mediocre-looking, thick-waisted "supermodel" into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model. Oh...and being Leo DiCaprio's girlfriend didn't hurt.
"Personal pelt." LOVE it, Shelly!!!
She's not even that small and that bottom is still slipping off. In fact she looks kinda bigger here. Maybe she isn't a skinny model. I don't know much about her 'cept that she dated or is dating Leonardo DiVinci.
I'd look hot in that!
Ummm, and photoshopped, and she is probably thinner than that in person! No way a normal/"real" person is gonna fit in that shit?!
MRBS
Y'all are killin' me! "Thick waisted", "mediocre looking", Jewish fat ass who only makes it as a model because of her association with Leo DiCaprio? All righty then! Who knew?
I never said she or I had a fat ass.
-c
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