Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Question For Jacko

Dear Jacko (if I may call you Jacko): with all your money and access to prosthetics designers, why are you unable to find yourself a fake nose that looks reasonably attractive? What, in fact, is the sense of spending thousands on plastic surgery only to wear a nose that looks like it was fashioned out of Play-Doh by a kindergartner with Parkinson's? Hmm?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omg...how about Freak-o? What kinda mirror is he looking at??

Anonymous said...

Ohmyfuckinggawd. Is this a human being?

Anonymous said...

This is the ugliest, creepiest, most vile person on earth....Kate Gosselin's catching up though!!

Anonymous said...

Its sad when you cant accept your own race & features. First the nose jobs, then the skin bleaching, then the chin, then some more bleaching, then a few hundred more nose jobs ..

Anonymous said...

He was handsome back in the early 1980s. I don't know why he did this to himself. Crazy bat.

Anonymous said...

10:03..agree 110%

He removed his looks himself, by choice. He is sooo hawt in the Billie Jean video, and all those from that era. Fucking hot as hell. He blew it. But why? No one comes close to him in the talent dept...still. Not even. Nobody!

trailer park queen said...

WTF is UP with that CHIN? Looks like a cross between the satellite dish on my trailer and a old man's scrotum!! You could park a Buick on it!!

Anonymous said...

I have to disagree. While its obvious that he looks like a creature from a carnival freakshow now, I dont see where he was ever handsome, normal? yes, but not good looking.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's turning his face into a living Picasso painting. Next thing you know he's moved one of his eyes to the side of his head.

Eric in San Diego said...

Here's a question for Michael...have you ever considered just checking out? I mean, you have done about as much damage to yourself as you can as a living person. Maybe as a dead person, people will rediscover the musical genius that made you famous to begin with, and start to forget what kind of fucked up freak you have become. Just sayin'...

pissymood said...

put a bone in his nose and he'd look like a voodoo doll

Anonymous said...

Honestly, he must scream in the mirror every morning!

Anonymous said...

Newsflash....it's 2009, he still dresses like he's in the 80's...