Monday, May 11, 2009

Saberi Freed

The Iranians have elected to free journalist Roxana Saberi, who had been facing eight years in prison for spying. Speculation is that, when the Iranians heard Jesse Jackson was coming over to negotiate on behalf of Saberi and her family, they decided to release the woman immediately rather than put their dogs at risk of being ass-raped.

The whole espionage case against Saberi was of course just a bunch of trumped-up nonsense - the Iranians only wanted to keep her there because the men are sick of having to mate with hairy, buck-toothed beasts. Even Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wanted a shot at this chick; I'm told he threw his goats out and moved his once-a-decade bath up three years. Better luck next time buckethead.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

shut. up.

Anonymous said...

Fine commentary, Crabbie. Go back to your trailer park.

Concepta said...

The above comments prove that there's nothing more cuntish than a liberal.

Anonymous said...

Oh shut up Crabbie. Why don't you continue to write on your own blog if you're always writing something NOT funny.

Anonymous said...

The women I saw in Iraq and Afghanistan were very attractive. Some were friendly and worked the field close to my compound, so I had some contact in the way of exchanging radios, food and blankets (near kandahar). The men were highly oppressive and mistreated their women often and in public. Beatings and stright lashings were not uncommon near the mosque. Food was simple, easily prepared and delicious. Our translator was from the Kashmir region, fluent in languages and local foods. Mostly vegetarian, but lots of yogurt and curd, veg and spice. anyway, just smoked, so sorry for the lengthy post!

Anonymous said...

haha! oh Crabbie....