Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Scott Baio Has Something Seriously Wrong With Him




Look at these pictures of Scott Baio and his attractive family, and tell me what they all have in common. (Jeopardy! music Jeopardy! music Jeopardy! music) Give up? Well, I'll tell you: in every picture, Scott finds some reason to put his hand or arm somewhere near or directly upon his 19-year-old step-daughter's breast. Accident? I'm thinking no. I'm thinking Scott only stays with the aging blonde hag because it gives him easy access to the step-daughter and her boobs. And why not? He paid for the damn things...he should be able to fondle them whenever he chooses. Charles is still in charge, bitches.

(Thanks Maggie)

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

dang i alwways had a crush on him too.... he is closer to the stepdaughter in every photo than he is to the wife. looks very very fishy!!!! what a perv

Anonymous said...

If Gosselin's can whore out their own kids, Baio can grope his stepkid...Who cares about the friggin kids anyway...Not the parents.

Anonymous said...

There is no way that baby can be his, there aint a damn thing on her that looks like him. He's definately more interested in his stepdaughter than in his wife, wander if she's interested back? She IS of legal age even though it seems gross.

Disher said...

Oh, that's just wrong. So, he aspires to be Woody Allen.

Anonymous said...

5:32: Because every kids looks just like their parents?

Anonymous said...

I think the baby looks just like him. lol And I see one pic out of three where his hand is near the boobage.

Anonymous said...

i TOTALLY agree 6:28.

dd, you're grasping at straws here.

Anonymous said...

For the record, my dad has wrapped his arm around me to take a picture and done the same thing. Unintentional, fo sho! He quickly moved his hand.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie posted this one anon 6:45. :)

Anonymous said...

try again, i posted 6:45.
this was a lame ass post. the first show baio is HOLDING A BABY- HOW IS HE ALL OVER HIS STEP DAUGHTERS BREASTS?

LAME-O

Anonymous said...

bit of a stretch...

Anonymous said...

That is creepy! He thinks he is God's gift to women and girls and always has been. YUCK! I hope wife sees this particular picture and tells him to keep his paws to himself.

I think the baby has his eyes.

Anonymous said...

I dunno about the other two photos (maybe he's touching her tit with the back of his arm or something?) but there's definitely a side-boob grope going on in one. A well-known pervish move certainly. There's no reason for his hand to be anywhere near her tit, but like most pervs he thinks either it's not noticeable or that he can claim he didn't realize where his hand was if caught.

Anonymous said...

yeah that jsut isn't right. I would sure as hell know if my stepdad was posing for a pic with me and his hand was way up there on the side of my boob plus one finger on skin. that is gross....

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m. said...

It seems to me the step daughter is being pretty cozy right back to Scott. I wouldn't be surprised if something were going on between them two. Gross

Anonymous said...

Crabbie's doing the tabloid stretch of the truth gag on us.

Anonymous said...

so he likes to fuck young, pretty women. Who doesn't? It's not like they are genetically related or something. Maybe she is even a great cocksucker? She doesn't look uncomfortable (the opposite is true), he looks happy. The old hag looks like she can live with the whole situation. So what?

More pics of the pretty stepdaughter please!

Anonymous said...

ANON 6:15, all I said is there is nothing on her that looks like Scott, usually there is at least some tiny little thing but there is nothing. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Anonymous said...

That little Burberry dress is adorable !

Major Majormajor said...

@ starting with anon 6:28 (excluding the second (I emphasize second) anon 6:51) ending with anon 7:04:
Reading comprehension skills seem to be at an all time low.

Bill said...

10:03 anon..really dude you are on the wrong site. You want porn 24-7. Plus you have issues. Scum

TVsnarkie said...

Not to subtle, Chachi.

lia said...

he might be only groping tits in one pic but in other two his shoulder and elbow are touching tits and the stepdaughter seems to like it too!!!! mother is totally oblivious. the baby is obviously sucking out all her comprehension abilities.

Tonya said...

The bigger question is why are the paps bothering to take pictures of Scott Baio?

Leslie said...

who are these people

Anonymous said...

In the first two pictures it looks like either he or she is leaning in to get in the shot. In the third picture it looks like he has his arm around her for a photo and maybe he was moving his arm when the photo was snapped.

There's no evidence that this guy is molesting his step-daughter. It's reckless, irresponsible and really creepy to suggest otherwise from a couple of photos.

If there isn't real celebrity news out there, just don't post anything. How's that?

Disher said...

How's this..we aint a news site.

Anonymous said...

how's this? this site has gone down the toilet

Anonymous said...

That poor, unfortunate child.

Bad enough if SHE were a HE. I don't know what's worse.. going through life with the face of Benji Madden or having 'Chester the Molester' for a daddy.


PS: There's no Baio *isn't* fucking his stepkid. Between the body language and the kid's expression... it's as plain as the huge nose on the baby's face.

Anonymous said...

**no ~way~ Baio isn't....

Anonymous said...

Okay, even if his hand "accidently" landed there, you'd think she go "ewww, that doesn't feel right" and shift, but it doesn't look like it bothers her in the least. It's lewd!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with anon that that little girl really looks absolutely nothing like Scott, must take after her mom's side.

Anonymous said...

That baby looks like "Joanie" Cunningham, so WTF is that about!!! I guess all those Playboy babes he dated took a pass at sticking with him, eh? Cuz he didn't end up with any of them. Dayum, makes you think there is hope for anybody out there! Neither of these women is anything to brag about. If he's boinking them both, then he's just trying to relive his youth. Both are fug, he ain't too hot either. Poor baby is homely. Joanie Cunningham s kid!!