Scheana Marie hasn't heard from John Mayer since she gave that retarded interview about their relationship. You can watch that HERE, if you're of a mind to. It was gushing and humiliating and embarrassing to watch. Now Mayer has dumped her, as if there was anything to dump anyway. Why do chicks do that??*
Scheana is a cocktail waitress and she met John in a bar serving him drinks. She not only talks about him, but, his ex, Jen Aniston. This girl is a serious retard. Sort of cute, but, nothing extraordinary, I doubt if Mayer would have hung around even if she wasn't a total idiot. Cocktail waitress's and bartenders have it rough in the dating department, I'd just like to say that. When are they supposed to "date?" They work until last call and on their one day off they're usually home with their life, kids, errands, midterm exams..whatever. So, they meet people at work. You can get to know a guy pretty well when you serve him drinks or dinner night after night. Then you take them home and DUMB guys think you do that all the time. They don't realize you've been checking them out for months. But, John Mayer is a guy who knows the score and he wouldn't think that way. I'm sure of that. He's a douche sometimes, but, he wouldn't have dumped her because she took him home from a bar. He dumped her because she fell in love after the first roll in the hay and gave a stupid interview. Like anyone in the world cares what she has to say. His mistake was fucking her twice. How do I know that? Because if he'd fucked her once, she wouldn't have anything to say, except to her bimbo girl friends. Live and learn, bitch. I doubt she's smart enough to get your drink order straight.
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It says she's an actress for a Disney Channel series? Unless I read that wrong.
-c
She said she has some shit coming out with the Jonas brothers on Disney. I don't know, maybe a bit part? Most cocktail waitress's in Hollywood are wanna be actress's.
HELP! MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!!
John: "Excuse me, Waitress? I seem to have some soup on my fly."
Waitress: "Oh, let me get that..."
She is very cute, but still...utterly different worlds. Sorry, kid! Your "shot" at fame probably ended up in your eye.
AT LEAST SHE'S NOT AS DUMB AS JENNIFER ANISTON!
As a former bartender, let me say that was eerily astute. I would also like to add that this bitch is a moron.
I say "D"
I say "D-I"
"D-I-N"
"D-I-N-G"
"D-I-N-G-B-A-T-T"
DINGBAT!
AND like how many like times can like this dumb trick like use like the word "like" in one sentence? Gawd! Dumbass M-A-W (model-actress-whatever)
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