In her new reality show, Jessica Porkrind will fly from country to country and everyday she'll take a wild guess as to her own location and try to remember if a continent has an ocean or if that's just the continent of Canada. Then she will find out what people there think is beautiful. She won't know what they are saying because she will be speaking Texan with a whatever country she's in accent. Then, she will take the beauty challenges and try different tricks and tips to be beautiful. I hope there's one country that has a tradition of falling face first in a hot pile of dog shit for beauty. Or jumping into a pitt of starving lions. Yeah, that would work too. Go to Guam, bitch.
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She's a chunky monkey again, look at her chins.
Tony Romo will be spotted in town chasing him some squirrel!.
Right after I read the heading and looked down at the pic, I thought you meant she was going to be on the Biggest Loser.
Well, here in the US we have birds*%* as a beauty treatment...it can only get better....lol....
I read about this. She's an idiot. How does she know anything about beauty treatments or whats beautiful to others? I guess she wants to learn, from the article I read, she's gonna show us. Whatev, she's fat and I guess she's gonna stay fat? She doesn't seem to mind it. She's waaay to young to be so heavy. her dad has those chins, she does look like him. Wow, Tony will never marry her, NEv-ER!!
You will all hate me for saying this but... I do feel sorry for her in a way. She is just a product of what her freaky father created. She had her "fat years" (no pun intended) but will pay for those for a long, long time. She had no idea at the time it all started. Do I think she is smart? Talented? No, absolutely not but I still feel a little compassion as she is so lost now.
still waiting for a pic of your fat fug mug
Yea Anonymous 11:54, cause you're so fucking hot? Try posting a picture of your own self before you talk so much shit.
8:19...Nobody on here has put themselves out there to be glamorous and famous for their looks or talent. All Jess had was her looks for a long time. She was very sexy and beautiful and sang a few not-terrible songs. Now she's let all that go to hell. If we made our living being beautiful or glamorous, then critisize us for that! If I had what Jess had, I would have tried to keep it as long as possible and not let myself "go". I cannot understand a celeb that lest that happen. It's like they don't even get how they got where they are. Not a clue!
BBC? I assume it's my fat mug you want? Sure.
Reality shows are so bottom-of-the-barrel desperate. Unfortunately everything she does makes her seem ever more desperate and that's kinda sad.
Another project for her to fail at. Then she can start her Indian Casino Tour, LOL.
When will she get the message she just plain sucks?
somone, eh?
how about using spell check once in a while
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