Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Split of the century

Katie Price and Peter Andre's split has rocked the world. The world inside their heads, where they are famous. Katie says: "Pete is the love of my life and my life, we have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me. As I married him for life. This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands."
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Well, then, you should have stopped hanging out in bars all the time with your puss hanging out. I keep thinking this is a publicity stunt since they once pretended to cheat on each other for publicity. They should stay together because no one else wants either one of them. I still think he's gay and the whole marriage was a stunt. He has gay face and a gay voice and I've known very few men who have both those things and aren't gay. I do think he's a good dad. I think she's a moron made of plastic. Recycled second rate plastic.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

she might be made of plastic but she's an entrepreneur. she has so much katie price stuff out there from equestrian wear to hair straighteners. you can't deny that the bitch can sell shit.

Disher said...

Bitch hasn's sold me anything yet. She should sell Katie Price weed eaters. I might try that.

Anonymous said...

If these two split up, is there any hope for Ice T and Coco?

Anonymous said...

Huh? Who ARE these people?

lia said...

"I think she's a moron made of plastic. Recycled second rate plastic." perfect description.

i do wonder how either of them are ever going to find a partner again, they seem so perfectly suited. maybe he is going off to hunt rock hard men. i can see her going off the rails really fast. but yeah i go with the hypothesis that its a publicity stunt and they will get back together again. they have probably latched onto how much the paps crave reconciliation. they are, after all, a publicity product.

Anonymous said...

2:29... im not quite sure who he is.... but she`s katie price known in the UK as "jordan" she`s kinda like a paris hilton without the inheritance.
she started as a page 3 topless girl then formula one race "model" ect she`s known for fake boobs, fake tan, drinking while pregnant leading to the deformation of her first child (not with this bloke tho) & an ongoing feud with vicks beckham about who`s a "proper" wife & mother & who`s better looking. sad,really. she a typical "chav" (or charver).... might wanna google that word , it`s too much to go into here.
there youse go.

Anonymous said...

i love how everyone's like "who are they" and don't bother to wikipedia. HERE- if you're that lazy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Price

she's written books and has a ton of shit on the market.

no she doesn't sell weedwackers- she has enough money to let the help do that kind of dirty work.

Anonymous said...

Dude is soooo gay. Agree with DD 110%, always have thot he was. He's leaving her and will be showing up at the clubs with his gay boiz. Wait for it...