Dick Cheney has been running around the last few days blasting Obama, blasting Colin Powell, saying America isn't safe anymore because the suave black man and that plastic surgery freak Nancy Pelosi are in charge now, saying we were all better off with guys like him and Bush who were willing to do whatever it took, including torture people and throw folks in a concentration camp. Well, here's what I say: I don't trust Dick Cheney any farther than I could shoot him out my asshole. I don't trust this guy with all those national secrets rattling around in his ever-more-deranged head. I don't trust him to put the lives of American citizens ahead of his own crazed need for vindication. What I'm saying is, if some terrorists came along and wanted to know the secrets in Dick's head, I don't think Dick would be averse to slipping said terrorists some things, in hopes they would use this information to attack America. Then Dick could jump up and down and scream "I told you so. The black man went soft and we all got fucked." I honestly wouldn't put it past him. He's that evil.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Time To Tap This Bitch's Phone
Dick Cheney has been running around the last few days blasting Obama, blasting Colin Powell, saying America isn't safe anymore because the suave black man and that plastic surgery freak Nancy Pelosi are in charge now, saying we were all better off with guys like him and Bush who were willing to do whatever it took, including torture people and throw folks in a concentration camp. Well, here's what I say: I don't trust Dick Cheney any farther than I could shoot him out my asshole. I don't trust this guy with all those national secrets rattling around in his ever-more-deranged head. I don't trust him to put the lives of American citizens ahead of his own crazed need for vindication. What I'm saying is, if some terrorists came along and wanted to know the secrets in Dick's head, I don't think Dick would be averse to slipping said terrorists some things, in hopes they would use this information to attack America. Then Dick could jump up and down and scream "I told you so. The black man went soft and we all got fucked." I honestly wouldn't put it past him. He's that evil.
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You are so naive.I'd worry about the other two
i wouldn't put it past him either.
he needs to STFU...he didn't talk this much when he was president...i mean vice-president...
go back to your fox hole dick...
Naive? Hardly. That guy is a scary-dangerous crackpot, and you know it. At the very least he could have the decency to fade off into oblivion like most Ex-VPs do. We put up with that creep's paranoia and manipulative bullshit for 8 years, and enough is enough.
Bored Crabbie? :)
-c
Al Gore didn't go away--he just keeps living one way and acting another. His movie/documentary/falsehood has already been proved wrong, and even schools have decided not to show it.
When we get attacked again because of this administration's lack of enforcement and refusal to see the threats, that is when we'll start to see how ridiculous it is to let politicians prosecute a war.
Obama is much more concerned with saving unions than saving the economy--ACORN's NY registration forms were 50% fake! The attorney general in NY has accused Acorn of fraud today.
What happened to the car industry billions?--what a waste of money. Unions are the reasons why the car industry and other businesses are going under in Michigan, not to mention the state of our education system. Just read some comments in the web and get ready to cry if you love this language; it has become a phonetic collection of letters to get a point across.
Dick Cheney is one of the scariest bastards to ever be in a position of power. I see in him the same things that powered Hitler and Mousselini. He is a crazed nut, and I could see him spilling secrets for vengeance. He is that bad.
Obama didn't make an official visit to the Middle East, as he was scheduled to do in his first 100 days. He heads to Egypt soon.
Obama and Sec State Clinton are apologizing before a military or civil investigation has been done regarding Afghan deaths during air strikes.
Obama is impotent on international affairs. VP Biden is the expert. That is scary to me. Those that work within the intelligence & antiterrorism community are horrified by his inattentive and budget slashing ways. We need a good offense to keep this country safe from harm.
I am not a fan of Cheney's but I do not believe he would ever reveal secrets to enemies of the USA.
I love Crabbie!!!
Darth Vader is scary. Never has an ex VP gone around insulting the Prez. like this jerk has. Can you imagine if Al Gore went and criticized George Bush? It didn't happen but this yahoo just won't shut his mouth.
I loved when he shot his friend in the face and THE FRIEND WENT ON TV TO APOLOGIZE!!!
WTF???
Yep. He's scary. And what's really scary is the people who buy into the bullshit that spews out of his asshole. I mean his mouth.
He needs to go very far away and take Al Gore with him. They deserve each other. Being a bully is not what our country is about.
TV Snarkie, it's not accurate to say Al Gore never criticized George W. Bush. Gore made several speeches in which he was sharply critical of the Bush administration, and he did so while Bush was still in office.
But I also loved it when Cheney's friend apologized TO Cheney for getting shot in the face BY Cheney, that was insane! I'm still amazed by it. And how about that interview where they told him that 80% of Americans don't support the war in Iraq and he basically said he didn't give a fuck. Classic Cheney. I think he loves that people call him Darth Vader.
He has the most evil face. Hollywood couldn't cast a bad guy more terrifying than him. If you are ever knocked unconscious only to awaken later in a sealed basement torture room hundreds of miles from civilization this is the face that would be looming over you right before you began to pray for death. The guy is creepy, is what I mean to say.
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