Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Yo Dumbasses...

It's a Cheeto. If Jesus wanted to send you a message, he wouldn't do it in the form of a cheesy snack treat that sort of looked like him. He would come down himself and tell you to your face that you are dumber than a bag of bricks. Now eat the thing or throw it away. Please stop taking pictures of it and praying to it. You're an embarrassment to morons.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Before I even read your caption Crabbie, I thought it looked like a monkey.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie,
You once more get my, "Smile" vote for the day. I know you hate praise and anyone loving on you but you do make me smile...

Disher said...

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Just watch, it will end up being sold for like $1000. People are such idiots.

Anonymous said...

It looks like a zombie cheeto to me.

Anonymous said...

OH FUCK!! NOT ZOOMBIE CHEETOS!!! Kate Gosselin will gather them all up and put them in her new movie!!

Anonymous said...

I thought it looked like the little jack rabbit vibrator. (blushing)

Eric in San Diego said...

It never ceases to amaze me how people see Jesus, or Mary, or GOD HISSELF in toast, poorly applied paint, and now a Cheeto. About 10 years ago, there was an empty billboard in southern San Diego county that someone thought had the likeness of Jesus on it. People made freakin' PILGRIMAGES to see this thing! What a crock.

Anonymous said...

I heard they are calling it "Cheesus"....made me laugh

sb

Major Majormajor said...

Well, now Homer can pray to Cheesus and feel vindicated in his beliefs.
Praise Cheesus! mmmmm.......

Anonymous said...

It looks like a dingaling

Anonymous said...

Monkey, not jesus...jeezus!!!A monkey holding out his hand with something in it, maybe a cup. Thats it.

Anonymous said...

I found one too, plz someone tell me how to pimp it out? $$